First Lady = Murderess?

[darrent]

She did kill her boyfriend in high school...but it was just a "tragic accident" according to her. This website thinks otherwise... it is a little over the top, but a fun read anyway....
http://www.childbutcher.com

Comments

[spencert]

You can see in her cold, empty eyes that she's capable of murder. I bet she has night terrors about it to this day.

Or as her husband would say, "Night turrrs". I don't know what this "turrrism" thing is that Bush is worried about, but he's got me scared of it anyway!

But not as scared as I am of the first lady...

[yeswad]

sometimes for a cheap scare, i go into the bathroom and turn out the lights and say "LAURA BUSH" three times. i swear she appears in the mirror behind you.

[spencert]

She appears, smiling and placid behind you, and then blades explode from the shoulder pads of her pants suit and cut your neck open, just like her boyfriend's neck was.

[designrimpostor]

Have you noticed that Teresa Heinz-Kerry's plastic surgery is flawless, and Laura's is frightening? Are you surprised?

[yeswad]

i looked away from the debates just long enough to not see THK walk up to the stage. i thought it was Laura and thought to myself, "ladys got BIG hair"

[darrent]

did you see Laura and Teresa shake hands and attempt to do one of those hug/pat back things...
Then, Laura tried to say something into Teresa's ear... I swear it was: "God will not let your husband win you foreign devil condiment heiress!"

Then the Bush Twins (who look like they each have a different father) stumbled on stage, all drunk and giggly. It was like an episode of Girls Gone Wild...

[yeswad]

they totally flashed the cameramen.

[yeswad]

dont delete your comments, what will i have to make fun of??

[darrent]

sorry....I read it and then second guessed myself... I am new at this whole "sharing my deepest, innermost feelings" thing... I replaced it now! You can comment again!

[yeswad]

ok good.

"omg spencer!! can you believe what Darrent said in his post??? i cant believe that he didnt delete that. its soooooo embarrasing."

[darrent]

embarrassing like your spelling?

Americas Next Top Black Widow.

[yeswad]

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[seattlewolf]

Darren! It's Freddy! Add me!

If you don't, I'll run a stop sign and kill you, leaving you twitching in the dirt. You think it'll be an accident? No Laura, we have the police report.

[darrent]

you are added, my friend....

are you coming to the Whorehouse reunion party tonight? I hope to see you there!

[seattlewolf]

I was trying to make it there, but I had to go to a play, it got out and I'm an old lady so I had to go to bed...