First Lady = Murderess?

[darrent]

She did kill her boyfriend in high school...but it was just a "tragic accident" according to her. This website thinks otherwise... it is a little over the top, but a fun read anyway....
http://www.childbutcher.com

Comments

[designrimpostor]

Have you noticed that Teresa Heinz-Kerry's plastic surgery is flawless, and Laura's is frightening? Are you surprised?

[yeswad]

i looked away from the debates just long enough to not see THK walk up to the stage. i thought it was Laura and thought to myself, "ladys got BIG hair"

[darrent]

did you see Laura and Teresa shake hands and attempt to do one of those hug/pat back things...
Then, Laura tried to say something into Teresa's ear... I swear it was: "God will not let your husband win you foreign devil condiment heiress!"

Then the Bush Twins (who look like they each have a different father) stumbled on stage, all drunk and giggly. It was like an episode of Girls Gone Wild...

[yeswad]

they totally flashed the cameramen.

[spencert]

I think Laura is hot for Teresa. She's going to get her hair done like Teresa's and start dressing like her, and then pretend to be her while she fellates John Kerry, and then kill Kerry by cutting his neck open with her high heel shoe.

[spencert]

Laura got hers from a cousin in Texas who studied in Costa Rica. Teresa got hers from the best surgeon on the continent!