She did kill her boyfriend in high school...but it was just a "tragic accident" according to her. This website thinks otherwise... it is a little over the top, but a fun read anyway.... http://www.childbutcher.com
You can see in her cold, empty eyes that she's capable of murder. I bet she has night terrors about it to this day.
Or as her husband would say, "Night turrrs". I don't know what this "turrrism" thing is that Bush is worried about, but he's got me scared of it anyway!
sometimes for a cheap scare, i go into the bathroom and turn out the lights and say "LAURA BUSH" three times. i swear she appears in the mirror behind you.
She appears, smiling and placid behind you, and then blades explode from the shoulder pads of her pants suit and cut your neck open, just like her boyfriend's neck was.
i looked away from the debates just long enough to not see THK walk up to the stage. i thought it was Laura and thought to myself, "ladys got BIG hair"
did you see Laura and Teresa shake hands and attempt to do one of those hug/pat back things... Then, Laura tried to say something into Teresa's ear... I swear it was: "God will not let your husband win you foreign devil condiment heiress!"
Then the Bush Twins (who look like they each have a different father) stumbled on stage, all drunk and giggly. It was like an episode of Girls Gone Wild...
sorry....I read it and then second guessed myself... I am new at this whole "sharing my deepest, innermost feelings" thing... I replaced it now! You can comment again!
If you don't, I'll run a stop sign and kill you, leaving you twitching in the dirt. You think it'll be an accident? No Laura, we have the police report.
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Or as her husband would say, "Night turrrs". I don't know what this "turrrism" thing is that Bush is worried about, but he's got me scared of it anyway!
But not as scared as I am of the first lady...
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Then, Laura tried to say something into Teresa's ear... I swear it was: "God will not let your husband win you foreign devil condiment heiress!"
Then the Bush Twins (who look like they each have a different father) stumbled on stage, all drunk and giggly. It was like an episode of Girls Gone Wild...
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"omg spencer!! can you believe what Darrent said in his post??? i cant believe that he didnt delete that. its soooooo embarrasing."
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If you don't, I'll run a stop sign and kill you, leaving you twitching in the dirt. You think it'll be an accident? No Laura, we have the police report.
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are you coming to the Whorehouse reunion party tonight? I hope to see you there!
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