I just got a phonecall, asking "my opinions." It was one of those "Press 1 for this, press2 for that ( Read more... )

My neighbor stops over. "I'm having trouble getting on the net ( Read more... )

What was happening: Commercial for Gibs schools

What was I doing: Listening only.

What the commercial said: Have you always wanted to be a nurse, but didn't have four years to get your degree?

What I heard: Have you always wanted to be a nerd, but didn't have four years to get your degree?

My first thought: My God, they'll turn anything ( Read more... )