One thing for sure, no matter where I go, I'm surrounded by idiots.

[darqstar]

"I think she'll like this bible. It's written by James Earl Jones."

Said: Overheard in Barnes & Noble, over at the audio book section.

Comments

[raindroproses]

Come on, Darq! Don't you know that James Earl Jones is God?

...No, wait, that's Morgan Freeman. James Earl Jones is Jesus. (And Samuel L. Jackson is the Holy Motherfuckin' Spirit!)

[jennilee_rose]

"No, wait, that's Morgan Freeman. James Earl Jones is Jesus. (And Samuel L. Jackson is the Holy Motherfuckin' Spirit!)"

*dies with laughter*

[darqstar]

Big Daddy, Junior and Spook!

[darqstar]

*Nods* It's both amusing and pathetic. Much like my life at times...

[ghostangel]

....BWAHAHAHA XD I'd actually like to see a bible written by James Earl Jones, it'd be AWESOME. XD

[darqstar]

And in the beginning there was Darth Vader darkness... and behold I Obi The Force Lord said, "Let there be a sequel light..."

[ghostangel]

*falls over* XD perfect!

[midnight21]

ROTFLMAO!!!! people are so sad... XD it's rather amusing.

[kkglinka]

You renew my faith in stupidity.