One thing for sure, no matter where I go, I'm surrounded by idiots.

[darqstar]

"I think she'll like this bible. It's written by James Earl Jones."

Said: Overheard in Barnes & Noble, over at the audio book section.

Comments

[seidoo_ryuu]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I for one think the Bible would be a LOT more interesting if everything God says is delivered in the heavy-breathing Darth Vader voice. I think the addition of lightsaber battles every few pages would help to spice things up, too.

Noah: *to family on ark, while rain is pouring down* "Don't worry, she'll hold together!"
*murmurs to ark* "...come on, baby, hold together..."

[rayduke]

I'd read that one!

Peace and blessings
-The Psycho Duck