Doris Day reportedly did not like "swear words." As a recording artist, she would require anyone who said a swear word to put a quarter in a "swear jar." In addition, she does not allow her songs to be used in movies that contain swear words ( Read more... )

I read this on facebook somewhere and thought it insightful ( Read more... )

Can one of you guys in the show put me and Bird on the Standby list for Sunday for Wild Party? I'll get there early, of course, but I hear you have to have connections to actually be on the top of the list now. Puh-leeeaaase. I'm making a sad face.

Anybody wanna go see Micheal Buble next Wednesday at the BJCC?? The cheapest tickets are about $50. I really want to go, but I need a date.

The next time condescending, derogatory, negative, or just plain ignorant words or phrases that exit your mouth and travel in my direction will result in a severe verbal beating. This notice is for you and all related parties. Yes, you, too. I am fed up with with this treatment and refuse to endure it any longer ( Read more... )

http://www.ineradicablestain.com/MUTT.html

I am a: DIPROSOPIC PARAPAGUS

"You have one head, one body, but two faces, partially merged, with a third eye in the center, two noses, and two mouths."

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? someone who wants to talk to me, and not just to ask for a phone number ( Read more... )

That last piece was a bit of dada that I was trying to compose. Sort of an extension of an assignment for class. I'm not sure if I get it yet ( Read more... )

Linda Eder's voice is magical. Beautiful ( Read more... )

Thank Jesus for a day off. I know school just started, but I really really needed it. I wish there was a Labor Day every month. I think we work hard enough for it ( Read more... )