iPhowned

[darkschneider]

The Onion describes the iPhone's most highly anticipated features.

In the same vein, I thought I would list some of my own:

• Automatically calls the nearest Starbucks to pre-order your usual grande that's French or something
• Comes defaultly subscribed to RSS notifications of the JCrew and American Eagle catalogs
• One-button process to turn you

Comments

[auturgist]

Yours are better than theirs, but even still, hating on PC/Mac people is old like Genesis does what Nintendon't.

[enemy_anime]

Sounds good to me. What do I gotta go to get one?

Mmmmmm...frenchy coffee drinks.

[rspeed]

"Preloaded with iAmbetterthanyou, an application to keep track of your reasons for superiority over the pedestrian PC user"

I think you mean Windows Moblie.