Okay, enough's enough ( Read more... )

The Death Eater Prestige Class

The reason I'm on Fandom Wank is for threads like this.

Jason laughs. "Okay, Orli, that's a good one. For a half-second, I almost thought it might be true ( Read more... )

Reading an article about some of the problems facing CA farmers because of the rain, I found a reference to the "California Dried Plum Board". I guess that really does sound better than the "California Prune Board".

We came up with the first line of a joke and now it's up to you to come up with the rest of it.telesilla will collect the answers, put them into a poll, and the winner will receive some kind of lame fabulous prize.

"Two lesbians walk into IKEA..."

I have no idea how I ended up on their list, but this is hilarious. helens78 , this is for you:

( Baaaaaaah! )

How, exactly do you conjugate the verb, "to wang chung?" Is it "I wang chung; you wang chung, he/she/it wang chungs"? Or would the third-person singular be "wang chung" as well? Or would it be "wangs chung?"

All I know is that everybody wang chung tonight.

( The ability to wear pants does not make you intelligent... )

I give you the results of the "What Winter Sport Are You" quiz:

( I am... )

Great meme, gacked from kyuuketsukirui, telesilla, almostnever and half my flist:

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, you can do that too.)

PS: Any fandom is okay. If I don't know it, I'll make it