The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have...

i feel sick

Two down and two more to go!

Judge> Whats yor proof?

Ted> My dick

Judge> What??

Ted> My private investigator. I call him dick...
He's a very good dick.

so close, yet so far away...

I am happy that I was able to get some of the things i needed to get done today. Sadly on this day I have to go to bed early for work so I dont have that much time like i do in other days.

i didnt realize how nice it is to lay down and nap on the beach

I don't understand. Evertime my parents go out of town, my grandmother seems to have some sort of burst of engery. Now im not saying its a bad thing because its not, however, she can be a handful lol

I love ice cream... scratch that, I like ice cream... I love the person who gives it to me ;)

Ive noticed for quite sometime now that I have a fear or something in saying hello or confronting people I know when i go somewhere like the store. Im fine if they come to me but theres something about it why i cant. I dont understand. like today I saw an old teacher of mine today at walmart but i couldnt bring myself to walk over to say hi. I was ( Read more... )