I'm not dead if anyone cared.

No, you're gay. I don't like you :( Friends only. Comment and I'll... maybe add you.
:( I need friends. Commentate. :( I hate you. Go away and die in a sewer somewhere. You fat slut, Sambo, you don't speak Russian. XP

Friends Only = No Sambo's (Since she didn't friend me when I asked! :@)