*(blackness - sounds only) car horn playing La Cucaracha grows louder.... rumble of purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) ....car door opens, and sound of wobbly footsteps (fade in - close up of silver platform boots)  approaches.....quality of sound changes from boots on gravel, to boots on wood as pimpalicious darklotus1211 steps up on ( Read more... )