pimp......(minimalist arthouse mood today)
*(blackness - sounds only) car horn playing La Cucaracha grows louder.... rumble of purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!) ....car door opens, and sound of wobbly footsteps (fade in - close up of silver platform boots) approaches.....quality of sound changes from boots on gravel, to boots on wood as pimpalicious darklotus1211 steps up on soapbox........you look up - and behold this vision of loveliness (pan up to backlit figure)....your breath hitches, as you listen, in rapt attention to the wisdom this goddess of bling is about to impart......*
Cue scene:
OI!...YOU LOT!
Yes! it's that time again.... time to VOTE!!.....for the winners of round 13 of the utterly tasteful (sometimes...ok....never), slightly(?!) insane, ALWAYS hilarious.....hp_caption_comp !
And, once again, (we do spoil you, you know)...we've made it oh so simple!
Simply click
( HERE BE THE POLL )
Or on the sssimply sssstunning banner below
and our team of customer service house elves will whisk (yes, I said whisk!) you to the place of polling - where you simply have to choose your THREE FAVES - How easy is that?!!!
The voting, that is... the choosing....well....there are so many good ones, that may be more difficult......but.....YOU CAN DO IT!....I have faith..
We really need your vote this week - there are quite a few entries, and the more votes, the clearer the results.....plus....the customer service house elves really need occupying....
They've managed to snaffle a couple of Witch Weeklies, and have decided to give each other makeovers when it's quiet..... you DON'T want to see the results...believe me...
So spare us all (please!!!) and keep them on the hop, by VOTING!!!
......or.....I may be forced to post pics of the resultant "glamourised" house elves...and you don't want that, do you?
(blackmail is such an ugly word....but fitting in this case)
So get your pert little bottoms moving! (remember...made over house elves)....
*you close your eyes at the horror of the image (fade to black)....wobbly footsteps fade to background....car door closes, engine revs.......sound of car horn playing La Cucaracha fades into distance...as you rush to vote*
and........cut!
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Cue scene:
OI!...YOU LOT!
Yes! it's that time again.... time to VOTE!!.....for the winners of round 13 of the utterly tasteful (sometimes...ok....never), slightly(?!) insane, ALWAYS hilarious.....hp_caption_comp !
And, once again, (we do spoil you, you know)...we've made it oh so simple!
Simply click
( HERE BE THE POLL )
Or on the sssimply sssstunning banner below
and our team of customer service house elves will whisk (yes, I said whisk!) you to the place of polling - where you simply have to choose your THREE FAVES - How easy is that?!!!
The voting, that is... the choosing....well....there are so many good ones, that may be more difficult......but.....YOU CAN DO IT!....I have faith..
We really need your vote this week - there are quite a few entries, and the more votes, the clearer the results.....plus....the customer service house elves really need occupying....
They've managed to snaffle a couple of Witch Weeklies, and have decided to give each other makeovers when it's quiet..... you DON'T want to see the results...believe me...
So spare us all (please!!!) and keep them on the hop, by VOTING!!!
......or.....I may be forced to post pics of the resultant "glamourised" house elves...and you don't want that, do you?
(blackmail is such an ugly word....but fitting in this case)
So get your pert little bottoms moving! (remember...made over house elves)....
*you close your eyes at the horror of the image (fade to black)....wobbly footsteps fade to background....car door closes, engine revs.......sound of car horn playing La Cucaracha fades into distance...as you rush to vote*
and........cut!
Code for pimp banner
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