We all know that most politicians talk out of their arses, but this just proves the point...

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The brainbox casting these pearls of wisdom is the leader of our current opposition, Tony Abbott. One of his other wonderful claims is that by dropping the mining tax, carbon tax and penalty rates for workers that he can achieve 2 million new jobs in a ( Read more... )

This is a cute and catchy, if slightly gruesome, little ditty released over here to promote rail safety. It actually gets the message across in a way that kids will take notice of but if you're a big kid like me, you'll enjoy it as well. It's been quite successful over here and there's a game that goes along with it that you can download as an app ( Read more... )

Birthday greetings to the lovely irishredlass , goddess of yummy treats!

I'm assuming from your banner that you, like me, are an Adrian Brody fan, so a little birdie whispered in his ear the news that it was your birthday and he couldn't wait to wish you all the best:

( Adrian Brody goodness beneath )

I'm all aquiver with excitement over the Birthday extravaganza for the ever-lovely and always amazingly demented quaffswinegaily and raettawy! I'm decked out very fetchingly in my big undies, bobble hat, rugby socks and pimp cane, all ready to go!

rangerishot has done an exemplary job with a magnificent cake, lots of tasty lads and an intriguing venue, just to name a few things, ( Read more... )

I found a list of very clever restaurant and take away names and thought I'd share them with you:

My favourites are:
Halal, Is It Meat You're Looking For?
and
Poppadom Preach

We have one in Bondi, Sydney, which wasn't on this list,
The Flying Pieman, which I quite like ( Read more... )

I know I wished you Happy BIrthday via skype, but, we can't have your birthday going by without the proper traditions! raettawy, in her usual good form, has done a wonderful job - I think our vaudeville routine is coming along very well, don't you? - but I couldn't let you have a birthday without at least a bit of cheesecake, so...

Dust off your party ( Read more... )

To the wonderful inamac wishing you all the best my dear!

I hope you don't mind, but I told a couple of rather tasty blokes about your birthday and they wanted to join in the celebrations. Not all worked out exactly as planned...

Errol decided to make you breakfast in bed:

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This has been around for a while, but I only just found it:

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A friend sent these to me and I thought you may enjoy them:


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*Comes bolting in, trying to catch her breath, bedecked in the traditional big undies, bobble hat and rugby socks - leaning a little too heavily on her pimp cane - waving a giant bag of wolf nipple chips*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY rangerishotSorry for being so very unfashionably late but I did bring a few people along to wish you all the best as well, so I hope I'm ( Read more... )