Happy Birthday!
I'm all aquiver with excitement over the Birthday extravaganza for the ever-lovely and always amazingly demented quaffswinegaily and raettawy! I'm decked out very fetchingly in my big undies, bobble hat, rugby socks and pimp cane, all ready to go!
rangerishot has done an exemplary job with a magnificent cake, lots of tasty lads and an intriguing venue, just to name a few things, but we can't pile all of the work on her, so I've got a few things for the party too:
I placed an order for 10kg of our favourite party munch, Wolf Nipple Chips, but my purveyor of fine foods initially got the order wrong and sent me... 10 werewolf nipples instead! Still attached to the werewolves, I might add!
This just wouldn't do!
I was going to send them back, but they really wanted to stay for the festivities, so I told them that they could stick around if they didn't spout anything about glittery vampires or clumsy, depressive emo type girls. I told them hey'd also have to pull their weight, so, ladies and gents - meet your waiters for the evening!
They've been warned not to imprint on anyone - who'd want one of these fellows as your love struck, forever dedicated to your pleasure love slave? hmmm?....
They may also come in handy as a backup should we run out of Wolf Nipple Chips - they'd have to be premasticated, of course...
Luckily, my providor finally got the order right, and threw in the werewolves for no extra charge to make up for the mix up, so Wolf Nipple Chips.... Check!
I'm bringing the STUPENDOUSLY big undies for emergencies - cordoning off the area, a grand marquee should the weather turn nasty - or, if there are some daredevils in the group, perhaps a giant parachute to do a bit of group base jumping... you never know:
Yes, Captain, I'm sure they'd also make a spiffing emergency sail, should the need arise...
(I haven't the heart to tell him we're nowhere near the ocean... they certainly could do in a pinch, though, couldn't they?)
We have some truly lovely lads already coming along, but you can never have too many, so ... Introducing, the Kilted Tottie!
Gerard! No need to sit and worry about your outfit for this party - besides, I'm trying to concentrate here...
the outfit for this knees-up will be kilts! And lots of them!
Oh dear lord - no less distracting - but well done Gerard!
Jason Momoa Addict eh? After seeing him in a kilt, I think I could very well become addicted too!
Oh dear! We can't see his face...oh well...
What an impressive beast! The dog's not bad, either...
You have to love a man who loves dogs - and walks them in such fetching attire:
There has to be at least one rowdy bugger! I think he's elected himself gogo dancer for the evening - we may have to cage him:
There's also always one slow coach:
Too many?.....nah...
Yes, alright... no need to be dramatic about it - you can come along too:
(double entendres about him being exhausted from tossing his caber spring to mind - but I'll resist the temptation)
Yes, Ewan, you too - he's so sweet, how could I say no?
No need to be shy, boys, come on down - the more the merrier!
There's just something about a man in a kilt!
I thought you would appreciate a bit of female company of the meerkat kind, too, Bogdan. Her name's Svetlana and she's looking forward to meeting a handsome, well travelled meerkat like yourself:
I also found someone we've been amiss at inviting to our do's, so I rectified the oversight:
He'd been moping around, poor lamb, waiting for an invitation for ages:
So I gave him this advice, handed him his invitation, he took both and it cheered him right up:
Seeing as this party will be in full swing for at least two days, I thought it would be fair to our superbly talented band if we added another act to the bill so they could take turns...
Now, it's time to cut a rug to the erotic, exciting and oh so now sounds of:
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!
rangerishot has done an exemplary job with a magnificent cake, lots of tasty lads and an intriguing venue, just to name a few things, but we can't pile all of the work on her, so I've got a few things for the party too:
I placed an order for 10kg of our favourite party munch, Wolf Nipple Chips, but my purveyor of fine foods initially got the order wrong and sent me... 10 werewolf nipples instead! Still attached to the werewolves, I might add!
This just wouldn't do!
I was going to send them back, but they really wanted to stay for the festivities, so I told them that they could stick around if they didn't spout anything about glittery vampires or clumsy, depressive emo type girls. I told them hey'd also have to pull their weight, so, ladies and gents - meet your waiters for the evening!
They've been warned not to imprint on anyone - who'd want one of these fellows as your love struck, forever dedicated to your pleasure love slave? hmmm?....
They may also come in handy as a backup should we run out of Wolf Nipple Chips - they'd have to be premasticated, of course...
Luckily, my providor finally got the order right, and threw in the werewolves for no extra charge to make up for the mix up, so Wolf Nipple Chips.... Check!
I'm bringing the STUPENDOUSLY big undies for emergencies - cordoning off the area, a grand marquee should the weather turn nasty - or, if there are some daredevils in the group, perhaps a giant parachute to do a bit of group base jumping... you never know:
Yes, Captain, I'm sure they'd also make a spiffing emergency sail, should the need arise...
(I haven't the heart to tell him we're nowhere near the ocean... they certainly could do in a pinch, though, couldn't they?)
We have some truly lovely lads already coming along, but you can never have too many, so ... Introducing, the Kilted Tottie!
Gerard! No need to sit and worry about your outfit for this party - besides, I'm trying to concentrate here...
the outfit for this knees-up will be kilts! And lots of them!
Oh dear lord - no less distracting - but well done Gerard!
Jason Momoa Addict eh? After seeing him in a kilt, I think I could very well become addicted too!
Oh dear! We can't see his face...oh well...
What an impressive beast! The dog's not bad, either...
You have to love a man who loves dogs - and walks them in such fetching attire:
There has to be at least one rowdy bugger! I think he's elected himself gogo dancer for the evening - we may have to cage him:
There's also always one slow coach:
Too many?.....nah...
Yes, alright... no need to be dramatic about it - you can come along too:
(double entendres about him being exhausted from tossing his caber spring to mind - but I'll resist the temptation)
Yes, Ewan, you too - he's so sweet, how could I say no?
No need to be shy, boys, come on down - the more the merrier!
There's just something about a man in a kilt!
I thought you would appreciate a bit of female company of the meerkat kind, too, Bogdan. Her name's Svetlana and she's looking forward to meeting a handsome, well travelled meerkat like yourself:
I also found someone we've been amiss at inviting to our do's, so I rectified the oversight:
He'd been moping around, poor lamb, waiting for an invitation for ages:
So I gave him this advice, handed him his invitation, he took both and it cheered him right up:
Seeing as this party will be in full swing for at least two days, I thought it would be fair to our superbly talented band if we added another act to the bill so they could take turns...
Now, it's time to cut a rug to the erotic, exciting and oh so now sounds of:
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!