( AAAAAAGH. *sharpens claws* )

Stolen from many, but most recently, jenfold.

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold/Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING.

Most of my shit should be ( Read more... )

Please tell me you've had a Fruche before. They're kind of like a cross between yoghurt and custard and cream cheese. They make the most amazing "schloop" noise when you withdraw a spoon from them. Anyway, they're just great. I am kind of upset now, because I went to the fridge so as to give my title some truth, and it turns out someone has eaten ( Read more... )

You know what? I wish I was a character in a Victoria Frances painting. All I would have to do would be stand around in a corset, occasionally exchanging a blood-spattered kiss with a similarly attired young lass in a forest or a pond. Playing the violin in a graveyard from time to time. Looking all mournful in a wood. That sort of thing. I'd be ( Read more... )