I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

[darkeyedwolf]

1: You know the real reason they kept SMAP mobile in their new PV? Because if they'd stood still, you would've seen the vines cracking through the sidewalk and encasing their bodies as they just get older and older.

2: V6! Way of Life!

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[zoedina]

I-i-i. idon'tthinkmybodycantaketoomuchmoresexy.

I'M ALREADY WRITING TOO MUCH PORN, DAMNIT.

(Question! What is your favorite genre of short story? If you prefer fanfics, what is your top five favorite pairings, and your favorite rating for each. I ask for five because I may not know them. xp)

[darkeyedwolf]

Um! NC-17? I'M NOT PICKY.

[zoedina]

Wolfy. You do realize that if you say I'M NOT PICKY I will make your X-mas fic a giant Kame!Orgy!Love ju~ust to spite you right? xDDDD

actuallyidprobablyjustwritealotofJinJunJunnobecauseitsfuntosay

[darkeyedwolf]

XMAS FIC? *_____________*

Kame!Orgy!Love

THIS IS THE FANDOM EQUIVALENT OF A LUMP OF COAL ISN'T IT

[teneagles]

a. I could point out that both Tokio and V6 have members who are the same age or older than members of SMAP. I won't bother, though, because you'll just find a way to handwave it, you GINORMOUS hypocrite.

b. Some uploaded Maiko Haaaaaan!! to jdoramas_raw. Pinko-san and Tsutsumi in the same movie! You know you're excited.

c. Why don't you love me anymore?

[teneagles]

I TAKE IT BACK I JUST CHECKED YOU POSTED ILU

[darkeyedwolf]

*BURST INTO TEARS*

I NEVER KNOW WHERE WE STAND ANYMORE

[teneagles]

Well, where I stand is outside your bedroom, tossing pebbles at the window in the feeble hope that you'll notice me and deign to lean out and give me a few moments of attention.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god I'm such a bitch.

[kegom]

My personal theory for the idol magazines ignoring the older ones is just that they have NO DAMN IMAGINATION! Seriously, whenever they shoot pictures of the older idols, they shoot them in exactly the same manner as the younger ones! OF COURSE those 35+ guys aren't going to look that good when they're forced into a pose that was meant for a 15 to 20 year old! >_<" I bet if those mags just once used a pose that was meant for guys of their age, they'd be blown away by their sexiness! (Why a closeup on Gussan's invitingly smiling face? Let him use some weight-lifting equipment and make a photo of him being all sweaty and grunting with effort! It'd be ten times hotter than a 20 year old could ever make it be! Or Sakamoto - put the guy into an elegant room and shoot a picture of him in front of the huge windows, alone, with a glass of deep, red wine in his hand! He'd look AWESOME! *___*) But until the mags get away from their "idols = cute little boys" idea, the older ones will have to suffer, sadly... v-v"

# porn porn where is the porn

[darkeyedwolf]

Or Sakamoto - put the guy into an elegant room and shoot a picture of him in front of the huge windows, alone, with a glass of deep, red wine in his hand! He'd look AWESOME! *___*

I-in a suit? *__* The older I go, the more I appreciate sharp adult men dressed to the nines. Not to diss kohai (Yamapi in particular can work those suckers) but teenagers in suits are just an entirely different vibe.

But until the mags get away from their "idols = cute little boys" idea, the older ones will have to suffer, sadly...

See, that's what gets me though, senpai can be just as cute as the younger generation! Look at Taichi. Or Nagano. Nagano's level of adorable could in fact break the universe if properly harnessed. And TOKIO is just begging for a photoshoot with puppies. You know you want it. A tiny little puppy in Gussan's huge hands!

THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IN THE SENPAI, BUT JAPAN DOESN'T CARE. ;__;

And Nino thought it necessary to press himself to Kame's back and whisper into his ear at close distance. I-I saw screencaps

[kegom]

Not to diss kohai (Yamapi in particular can work those suckers) but teenagers in suits are just an entirely different vibe.That's exactly what I mean! OK, admittedly, I'm a member of the Hot Old Men Club, but when it comes to good-tailored suits I really think that older men can wear them better than young ones! Maybe it's because those suits can be used as an image to power and/or wealth (at least when they're GOOD suits!) and that just fits better with an older man, or maybe it's the fact that they usually have at least developed the shoulders and arms to fit a suit properly. Whatever it is, teenagers just don't have it

[darkeyedwolf]

and that just fits better with an older man, or maybe it's the fact that they usually have at least developed the shoulders and arms to fit a suit properly.

Ha!! There is that. XD I dunno, when I look at younger guys in suits I usually think something like "ooh you clean up nice" (or "oh god please get off my screen you are a menace to all that is good in this world," but more on Kame later) but when it's older men they just tend to-- suit them better? No pun intended.

It's just hard to believe a teenager doing that, while a grown man like Sakamoto looks totally and believably hot doing it.

I'm sensing a bit of a Sakamoto crush. *beams*

I want to see a TOKIO photo-shoot with all of them in a nursery school on a rainy day

YES. Nagase licking finger paint, Taichi cheerfully banging on a child-sized keyboard, a treasure hunt on Gussan's shoulders. Genius!

but not the boyishly cute stuff, like smiling sweetly and/or shy at the camera while cuddling a big, soft pillow (or their bandmates).

AHAHAHA BUT I'D SURE PAY TO SEE THEM TRY

[yumenoko]

I saw your icon and laughed/cried. I had that as an icon years ago right after it was published. It was part of the reason I decided I needed to go see CD cons in person. When I was told that Nagase gave Ko-chan a hug and a kiss in 2001 for his Birthday at CD, but it didn't make it to the televised version, I made my stand. And thus, this is my 6th year of going to Tokyo to see KK and CD cons. I was determined to not miss any of the NxK action

[darkeyedwolf]

Huh, really? I always see Kinki get tons of scans at boys_paper. (Though of course I have nothing to compare to from previous years.) Maybe it's just that Kinki fans are devoted enough to scan everything? Nowadays we only get a sympathetic Nagase fan here and there. And once I saw Leader in a V6 zip. *dies*

When I was told that Nagase gave Ko-chan a hug and a kiss in 2001 for his Birthday at CD, but it didn't make it to the televised version, I made my stand.

a;fkldjsfkldf THEY DID THAT AT COUNTDOWN TOO. The Nagase/Koichi fanservice was cut off. Japan is really a bitch. XD

[insomnikat]

What's with idols mags criminally ignoring TOKIO and Tonisen?
AMEN, SISTAH.

Everytime I see a performance of Way of Life now and they pan on Nagano, I keep expecting it to rain on him. He was so ANGSTY.

You noticed, right? They ALMOST SWUNG THEIR ARMS while holding hands. And it was Sakamoto who broke the circle first (probably upset Okada took his solo scene).

AND YES I TOO KEPT THINKING: DAMMIT I WANT TO MARRY INNOCHI TOO.

And BY GOD, could they not have worn thinner shirts?

[darkeyedwolf]

They pan on Nagano during lives? ...excuse me while I go download some performances.

ARM SWINGING YES. I swear at one point Okada was like, clutching someone's hand. Sakamoto's? I loved how holding hands limited their tragic arm movements. XD (And how once they let go it was all about grabbing the sky in anguish.)

And BY GOD, could they not have worn thinner shirts?

AHAHAHA DID YOU SEE OKADA

HE WAS LIKE, HULKING INTO THE SNOW

HIS SHOULDERS WERE ABOUT TO POP OUT OF HIS TOP

[insomnikat]

As great as the handholding was, imagine how AMAZINGLY FUNNY the PV would've been if at least half of it was angsty groping at the sky (and accidentally, each other -- you saw how close their circle got?!).

HULKING YES. LITERALLY BULGING OUT OF THAT FORM-FITTING JACKET/SWEATER THING. I swear it was custom-fitted to emphasize his hips. And arms.

[darkeyedwolf]

SAKAMOTO'S ANGST ALONE. *ROLLS*

I -- have no objections to custom-fitted clothes on Okada. *__*