Some women hold up ugly dresses and say the same thing: "It looks better on." On what? On fire?

[darkeyedwolf]

wtf she's updating two days in a row, it's a sign of the apocalypse! I'm sorry, but I didn't post about the Hoshi wo Mezashite PV and I'll be damned if I fail so hard as a NEWS fangirl that I don't say anything about the BIG NAKED PHOTOSHOPPED CALENDAR either. Calendar. CALENDAR. GO LOOK AT THIS CALENDAR.

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[zoeycleybourne]

See, and don't kill me for this, I wasn't really impressed with the calender. The Yamapi on the beach with the surfboard shot... okay, I'll give you that one. Even a few others -- but generally, I thought it was sort of uninspired.

*beaten to death by all NewS fans ever*

[darkeyedwolf]

NAKED.

[zoeycleybourne]

And just sort of standing there ;_; Looking disinterested. I don't know. I just want more 'sparkle', if you will, with my naked.

[darkeyedwolf]

THEY CAN'T ALL BE ARASHI. :(

[anyotherknight]

Massu is wearing Vivienne Westwood. Damned if that doesn't redeem him in my eyes; all swedish jokes will be put on hold until TegoMass start warbling about yakisoba.

Omigawd the sunglasses. And hair. And arms. And water. And asdfghghjkl guh

Caveat: OI, JE, PLEASE TO BE NOT CUTTING SHIGE OUT.

[darkeyedwolf]

I have no idea what Vivienne Westwood is, but I gather it's clothing and therefore Massu needs to ditch it immediately. Sorry. *g*

WHERE IS SHIGE CUT OUT WHAT WHERE.

[anyotherknight]

It's the Live Fast t-shirt. Viv's less of a niche market over there than in NorAm, but still. I like him wearing it, so maybe we could just convince Tego to shrink it to the size of a wristband in the wash. *g*

First group picture - like, half his body - and his foot in the second. I get that he's the token Other Guy but, really, compose a shot differently or put the nerdy dork in the middle for once. *pouts*

[darkeyedwolf]

Ohhh man, have you seen that picture, NEWS was in white and shooting off ( -- party favors, they were shooting off PARTY FAVORS) and YOU CAN'T SEE SHIGE'S FACE AT ALL. I laughed, then felt horrible. XD Oh Shige. Come let me touch your love handles.

[pashoshi]

Why do you apologize for posting when your posts are always so incredibly amusing (especially once people start commenting on them)? AND ALSO WHEN THERE IS NAKED NEWS.

I bet they're all wearing boxers under the bags in that picture. But even then, that's very little clothing, especially for NEWS.

FIC PARK. KORETE DESTINY?

...we're going to ignore the other picture where you can see that it says "Pacific Park", yes?

I'm eagerly anticipating ficbits coming out of this post/the calendar shoot in general. YAY NEWS.

[darkeyedwolf]

Prolonged exposure to me causes a decrease in worthwhile brain activity and an increase of Chuck Norris jokes. Scientific fact. ...like Aiba.

we're going to ignore the other picture where you can see that it says "Pacific Park", yes?

NOPE. TOTALLY SAYS FIC. GET TO PORNING. ^____^

[pashoshi]

Worthwhile brain activity is highly overrated. (And I think I'm safe from the Chuck Norris jokes if I've been around them this long and still have no idea who Chuck Norris is.) Therefore, you should definitely post more. There would be more porn... *tempts*

NOPE. TOTALLY SAYS FIC. GET TO PORNING.

Sounds good to me!

[darkeyedwolf]

'cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST.

[yumenohana]

nekked wins my <3

[darkeyedwolf]

IAWTC. ♥

[vanillafire]

ARMS. *__________*

[darkeyedwolf]

WET, BARE ARMS. *_______*