Some women hold up ugly dresses and say the same thing: "It looks better on." On what? On fire?

[darkeyedwolf]

wtf she's updating two days in a row, it's a sign of the apocalypse! I'm sorry, but I didn't post about the Hoshi wo Mezashite PV and I'll be damned if I fail so hard as a NEWS fangirl that I don't say anything about the BIG NAKED PHOTOSHOPPED CALENDAR either. Calendar. CALENDAR. GO LOOK AT THIS CALENDAR.

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[wintersjuly]

HOLY SHIT - ASJlsjadlkjaskldjlajdl YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MY CALENDAR WILL HAVE WHEN I GO TO PICK IT UP LAJSAJSklJAlsjLJSAKLJskla

Yamapi - leopard aldjlaskjdlajlsda

HOOKER, WOLF. GET SOMEONE TO WRITE IT. AGAIN. CORRRRRIIIIIII

ALSO, ARASHI, WHY IS THERE NO NAKED IN YOUR ONE DAMMIT.

[darkeyedwolf]

diljsfkldsfjsdklk you'll have your own copy of this? fljsdfklsdj JEALOUS.

Arashi may be lacking in naked, but they make up for it in gay, I think! *eyes the candid shots, which can basically be summed as boytouching, shamelessness, and attempted rape*

[darkeyedwolf]

AND DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE HOOKER AU.

[wintersjuly]

Alajsdkljaslda it's costing me a hefty ton Wolfie. JE WILL KILL ME. Like you

When I told Ilana you and JE were soulmates, she just laughed. because it was so true

*IGNORES*

[shadowartemis]

OU GAWD. I WOULD START USING LAUNDROMATS FOR THAT. BEST WAY TO BOOST SALES EVER.

..... What kind of service does Earl's have? IS THAT WHY NEWS IS THERE LOOKING LIKE THEY NEED SERVICING?

Oh god. Yamapi. Arms. GUH. Yamapi + water rivulets + half naked = NEW WALLPAPER.

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHAHA it's practially an invitation, amirite.

I BET STARGATE WOULDN'T'VE GOTTEN CANCELLED IF THEY JUST TOOK OFF THEIR CLOTHES MORE.

[shadowartemis]

I BET YOU ARE RIGHT. AFTER THAT NAKED DANIEL SHOT IN SEASON 7 AND A FEW OTHER NAKED DANIEL MOMENTS (WHERE WE SEE ONLY CHEST BECAUSE O'NEILL HIDES DANIEL BEHIND HIS BIG U.S. FLAG [and it's such a nice flag :D]) THERE IS LITTLE SKIN PORN. WHY, Sci-Fi, WHY?

[darkeyedwolf]

THERE WAS NAKED DANIEL?

... I'M AFRAID I DON'T BELIEVE YOU AND WILL REQUIRE PROOF. YES. PROOF.

[cappuchica]

If only Koyama's shirt was red and white. Then he could be "waldo" from "find waldo". I LOVE YOU TESHI!!! Ok, all this damn propaganda is making me want to order it. :[

[darkeyedwolf]

Good plan! Order, show your support for NEWS' forays into nudity, create a demand for it. *____*

[anthropopathy]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE SLUTTY BATHROOM SEX WITH NEWS AT EARL'S.

What's RYO looking at anyway...

Also... ARMS agl'hkjgeafksdj ARMS

[darkeyedwolf]

EVERYONE WANTS MASSU.

ME INCLUDED. :D

[anthropopathy]

YOU CAN HAVE HIM. I JUST WANT IN HIS PANTS.

[darkeyedwolf]

Your logic is sound, my friend. :D