I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

[darkeyedwolf]

Okay! After the success of the KAT-TUN pimp, I actually had performance anxiety about this one, but I did promise Everything You Wanted To Know About Boybands But Had Too Many Standards To Ask Not Just The Super-Slutty Ones. So, part two --

Comments

[darkeyedwolf]

Dude! You're always working! YOU WORK TOO MUCH. WHAT'S A STEADY INCOME WHEN COMPARED TO BOYBAND SAILOR GAY.

I hope you like it~ :D

[darkeyedwolf]

Oh my god, I'm so sorry. This sounds horrible, but it always slips my mind. *hides face in shame* I will download and read TONIGHT, swear to god, or you have permission to BEAT ME SENSELESS WITH BLUNT OBJECTS. :( :(

[bumped]

TAKKI GAVE YAMAPI THAT NAME. LOVE TAKKI NOW.

[darkeyedwolf]

I LOVE TAKKI TOO. ESPECIALLY WHEN PAIRED WITH YAMAPI.

[ina]

Hell! Yes! Where is the Takki/Pi porn?!!!!

[darkeyedwolf]

Waiting for someone brave enough to write it!

*stares at you*

[darlita]

OMFG I LOVE YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
I LOVE TEPPEN. I LOVE NEWS. I LOVE YOUR NICKNAMES FOR THEM. I LOVE DICK (yes I do)

Also you lie when you say no one loves Shige, cause I totally do.
A LOT.

.. I really don't have the words to express my love right now.
I'll distract myself by downloadinG ALL OF THE CLIPS.

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHA ILU, ILU HARD MANY TIMES A NIGHT. There needs to be some kind of Shige support group. What To Expect When You're Not Expecting (To See Your Favorite In Any PVs).

dkjhkfk download, download like the wind! *GLEES AROUND ROOM* ♥

[darlita]

OH GOD THAT SOUNDS KINKY. MORE PRZ?
Aahfdasdfsdlfashdfsa I would totally be part of that group!! In Teppen, when Shige, Koyama and Kusa sit there witH COCKTAILS, Shige looks SO HOT and I'm like, PLZ MORE, but alas, no one listens to me.

LET'S START THE SUPPORT GROUP.
I have a THEME SONG
I love how I can pimp my obsessions from when I was like 12 and use them for JE.

IS IT PERFECT Y/Y?

[darkeyedwolf]

akjhbsjdsk did you notice when Koyama kind of gestures with his thumbs at them, like "Yeah, they're my bitches. There are kitty costumes involved."

OKAY I WILL CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE I NEED TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM LJ'S FAIL.

[insomnikat]

Awww, you started with dick.

It's good that you stayed true to yourself.

*goes to watch Uchi being chased by dogs* If it's anything like the fonder memories of my brother, they'll be the small white toy dogs or hairless chihuahuas.

[darkeyedwolf]

I try to be all that I can be in my shiny gay boyband pimps begging for porn. *nods*

[hajima]

... But Ryo's 5'6"? XD HE MAY BE SHORT, BUT HIS HEART IS BIG. ♥♥♥

[darkeyedwolf]

Ha! Since when?

[hajima]

Since he stopped growing? 170cm = 5'6". :x

[darkeyedwolf]

When'd he hit 170cm, though? You're gonna have to show me some proof. XD