I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

[darkeyedwolf]

Okay! After the success of the KAT-TUN pimp, I actually had performance anxiety about this one, but I did promise Everything You Wanted To Know About Boybands But Had Too Many Standards To Ask Not Just The Super-Slutty Ones. So, part two --

Comments

[bumped]

TAKKI GAVE YAMAPI THAT NAME. LOVE TAKKI NOW.

[darkeyedwolf]

I LOVE TAKKI TOO. ESPECIALLY WHEN PAIRED WITH YAMAPI.

[ina]

Hell! Yes! Where is the Takki/Pi porn?!!!!

[darkeyedwolf]

Waiting for someone brave enough to write it!

*stares at you*

[bumped]

ALSO SHIGE LOVE IS A++++++++++++++++

[darkeyedwolf]

WHY IS SHIGE SO POPULAR YET SO UNPORNED.

[darlita]

I want Takkipi porn D:

[darkeyedwolf]

We need someone we can bribe.

Where's Cori.

[darlita]

I'm there here!
... ok that a lame joke.

I shall look for bribing material.
SOMEONE MUST TAKKIPI PORN.

[darkeyedwolf]

WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, IT TOOK ME A EMBARASSINGLY LONG DOUBLE-TAKE TO REALIZE YOU WEREN'T CORI'S EVIL TWIN. ...what, it's the internet, it could happen.

[darlita]

I am amazed at the lack of complete sentences in my above comment D:

WELL I DON'T BLAME YOU. I MYSELF THOUGHT I HAD FOUND MY EVIL MORE BRILLIANT TWIN. Corinna vs Corinne. Maria vs Marie. WTF? LOL

[darkeyedwolf]

wtf, seriously? Okay, I don't want to strip either of you of your personal identity (I'm generous like that), so BOTH OF Y'ALL NEED NICKNAMES.

[darlita]

YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT. SRS. ♥

[darkeyedwolf]

OKAY, LATE FOR DINNER.

*runs away*

[darlita]

ITADAKIMASU!!!

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHA NO, I MEANT, I WAS CALLING YOU LATE FOR DINNER. Y'know? "Call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner."

In other news, I am a loser.