I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

[darkeyedwolf]

How come I go for days without updating because I don't have anything to say, but when I decide I will post I suddenly remember a million different things I wanted to talk about?

Propaganda in old cartoons. Included: Donald Duck as a Nazi, Superman with a Slap A Jap flyer, and Bugs Bunny feeding poisoned ice cream to an island of WWII soldiers ("

Comments

[twothreefour]

I VOTE FOR NUMBER THREE, AS LONG AS YOU ADD THAT YAMAPI HAS TO RESPOND TO THEM IN ENGLISH ONLY. muahahahaha.

I only know you from comments and stuff but I like the cut of your jib ahahahaha. XD

I keep expecting more porn from the JE fandom and get the letdown, yo. I've tried pimping it to my old fandom's people and I haven't had any takers. MAYBE IF THERE WAS MORE PORN. If you are able to bring some new people in I'd enjoy that.

Then again I could write again.... GYM would be a damn fine start.

[corimari]

HAHAHAHAHA I just sporfled out loud, that is beautiful. Surprisingly, my roommate and I don't get into fights over Kame vs. Yamapi (even though we are very clearly of opposing opinions), but we have fought over whether or not Jin is the top in Akame.

Ohhh JE. You bring such wonderful topics of coversation to my life.

[darkeyedwolf]

And what's your preference for Jin's position? XDD

[corimari]

HA. My preference is Jin on TOP, but I am completely of the opinion that there is either trade-off or a dominant bottom Kame.

...I can't believe how thoroughly I have thought this through.

[darkeyedwolf]

Yes! Agreed! Akame is one of the pairings I can see switching a lot (as opposed to, say, Pi/Tego, where if Tego ever tops my brain will dribble out of my ears) but I am firmly of the opinion that all Jin needs to do is roll his hips and everyone falls to him. >:D

High high for excessive thoughts of boyband sex!

[corimari]

OMG THANK YOU YES. And I don't think it's possible for Tego to top anyone except for someone like one of the Ya3 kids, and that's just disturbing on a whole other level as it is.

The one I can't figure out is Ryo. Because he has such a dominant personality but is the tiniest person ever and also seems to be the LEAST dominant person in K8, that bunch of beautiful loudmouthed crackwhores. I have no idea. I need to read more Ryo fics to make an educated decision since I've read maybe 3 Ryo/Uchis that made my eyes bleed from badficness. And no one ever wants to pair him with anyone else which makes me sad.

[darkeyedwolf]

Wait, how old is Tego again? Because I know one of NEWS is only about a month older than Shoon... XDD

Huh, now that you mention it, Ryo is a slippery little bugger. I can't imagine Uchi topping anyone at all (ahahaha, just the THOUGHT), but Ryo strikes me as a pushy, critical, loudmouthed bottom to anyone else. I could so easily see him insulting Jin's technique. And then Jin hits him. Apparently dumb boy hijinks are inevitable, no matter what the pairing! *IS LAME, APOLOGIZES PROFUSELY*

[corimari]

HA! I fail at Tego. I know everyone except him since he kind of scares me.

Right?! I don't get Ryo at all. And UCHI TOPPING!! HAHA! He's even more of a skinny bitch than Kame! Oh, SNAP!

I could so easily see him insulting Jin's technique. And then Jin hits him.

lkajsdoifja *makes grabby hands* WANT.

[twothreefour]

JIN/KOKI!?!

*waits*

[corimari]

BWAHAHA. Oh god, now I'm getting performance anxiety. HAHA ♥ ♥ ♥ BUT I LOVE THAT MORE PEOPLE LIKE THIS PAIRING!!!

[darkeyedwolf]

HA! I fail at Tego. I know everyone except him since he kind of scares me.

WHAT. You are the second person who's told me this, I do not understand it. I have a friend who doesn't like Massu, either, IT BOGGLES THE MIND.

HAHA! He's even more of a skinny bitch than Kame! Oh, SNAP!

HAHAHAHA OMFG WIN. *ROLLS AROUND THE FLOOR*

[corimari]

He's scary!!! He's all...looking like a small child! He freaks me out! I don't get not liking Massu, though. I happen to love him and his perverted biceps of doom.

ROFL BUT IT'S SO TRUE!

[darkeyedwolf]

My conversation with the hater went something like this:

Her: I don't like Massu, he looks like a bitch.
Me: What. He has a bright smile and is totally sweet and comparable to puppies and you should love him! :D :D :D
Her: Yeah, that's... really girly.
Me: ... did I mention his muscles are the size of my head.
Her: Ew, one of those freakishly buff guys?
Me: (desperate) He doesn't act like it! He's scared of bugs!
Her: Wimp.
Me: *cries self to sleep*

There is no justice in the world. :(((

[corimari]

I don't. How can you HATE on Massu!? I don't HATE on Tego because he freaks me out, I just sort of don't pay much attention to him. I mean, how can you HATE on ANYONE in JE? They. They're not THERE for that! They are there to be shiny and sparkly and provide us with hoyay--you just pick and choose the ones you like! I mean, do you look at porn movies and HATE on the actors? VERY CLEARLY NOT. You just say, "Wow, okay, barnyard sex with a disco ball and house music backing it is not my thing, so I will rent the one with roses and Marvin Gaye songs."

There really IS no justice in the world.

[darkeyedwolf]

"Wow, okay, barnyard sex with a disco ball and house music backing it is not my thing, so I will rent the one with roses and Marvin Gaye songs."

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PRETZEL FEELS LIKE AS IT GOES DOWN THE WRONG WAY? WELL. GUESS WHAT. NOW I DO. XDDD I'd be hard-pressed to say which amused me more, BARNYARD SEX OR KOKI'S RUNCHED UP CROSSDRESSER'S COSTUME AS JIN FUCKS HIM HARD AND WELL. OH YESSS.

In case you couldn't tell, you have become my new favorite person. Forever.

[corimari]

HAHAHAHAHA DO NOT CHOKE! TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH! NO WAIT! I MEAN, HEIMLIC MANEUVER! THEN YOU SMITE THAT PRETZEL!

OH MAN THE FUNNY. *PREENS* I honestly am so glad that I can amuse people other than myself since I've already heard all my jokes.

I DO NOT KNOW WHY THERE WAS NOT ALREADY CROSSDRESSING PORN, SO I PROVIDE FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.