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[darkest0knight]

Someone I thought I knew once told me that only humans can defeat monsters.  That was a long time ago.  In the book, Frankenstein's monster killed himself after hurting the human who made him, killing his friends and family, framing someone else for it.  The monster's mate gets torn to pieces.

Nobody defeats anybody in that story.  Or maybe everyone

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[killerdimples]

[Watching him type]

Hey.

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[killerdimples]

[He smiles]

It just increases my life as an actor. Do you think I could be Bond?

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[darkest0knight]

How good is your British accent?

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[killerdimples]

Better than Sean Connery's.

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[darkest0knight]

Then maybe. But there'd be Bond girls and I'd get jealous.

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[killerdimples]

You wouldn't.

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[darkest0knight]

I would.

[Pulling him down to sit on the empty beach]

There'd be five-million fansites dedicated to writing fanfiction about you and the Bond girls and I'd be horribly jealous.

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[killerdimples]

No one writes fanfiction about Bond, Tony.

[He's laughing]

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[darkest0knight]

I bet I could find some.

Rule 69 or 34 or something like that.

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[killerdimples]

...what?

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[darkest0knight]

It's the rules of the internet. You don't know the rule?

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[killerdimples]

No?

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[darkest0knight]

The rule is, if you can think of it, then somebody's already written or drawn porn of it.

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[killerdimples]

Seriously?

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[darkest0knight]

That's the rule. No exceptions.

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[killerdimples]

....oh.

Oh.

Ew.