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[darkest0knight]

Alucard, what could have possibly made you think that this was a good idea?  You couldn't find him a vampire mask?

Or...or an accountant mask or something?  He's already talking about making me crispy and good with ketchup!

Comments

[ex_janvalent852]

Shit all you have to fuckin do is not go anywhere near him.

[darkest0knight]

Someone has to make sure he doesn't actually try to eat anyone.

I don't think he can anyway. I mean...there's no mouth underneath that mask, right?

[ex_janvalent852]

Nah there isn't and the old man is livin with a vampire that keeps an eye on him....you really wanna be helpful do something about the guy sellin the really fuckin funny smellin pies.

[darkest0knight]

...Funny smelling pies?

[one_of_heaven]

...and here I, thinking the effervescently brutish air accommodated His Grouchiness perfectly!

[darkest0knight]

No one asked you.

[one_of_heaven]

So very crude ~ ♥ ~ careful, now. You might yet crush my sensibilities.

[darkest0knight]

Oh wow, wouldn't want to do that. I'd just be devastated, since your emotional welfare is so important to me.

[hunterborn]

*purs* Hello~

[darkest0knight]

Uh...hi?

[hunterborn]

What's your name, nyaa?

[OOC: Don't mind her, she's locked in the Hellsing flat, angry about it and talking to EVERYONE trying to find a way out.]

[darkest0knight]

Tony. And you're...?

[tinyvampiregod]

... it seemed like a good idea at the time? <3

[darkest0knight]

*sigh*

[tinyvampiregod]

<3 Teehe

[darkest0knight]

You know what he's going to be like tomorrow, don't you?