once bitten

[darkest0knight]

Hey there you...uh, people.  There.

I seem to have misplaced an entire television production set.  By accident.

So, if you could just point me the way back there without trying to kill me or destroy the universe that would be great.

Oh, and um, is there a wireless connection around here that hooks up to a different network?  I've been trying to

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[not_avampire]

An entire... television production set? Like with cameras and soundboards, and all that stuff?

[darkest0knight]

Yeah, the whole shebang.

I went through a door and it disappeared on me. I think. Hell, I might have fallen down the stairs and this is a mass hallucination caused by concussion.

[not_avampire]

Oh. Oh- I thought you actually...

Alright, let me start from the beginning. You didn't loose anything, you where... magically-or-whatever transported here. It's a nexus-thing between worlds. Or something. It makes more sense if you watched Star Trek as a kid.

[darkest0knight]

Crap. That's what I was afraid of.

See, the falling down the stairs and hallucinating for an hour I could get away with, but how am I supposed to explain a nexus-thing to my boss?

[goggleisms]

Welcome to the City.

[darkest0knight]

Which city would that be then?

[goggleisms]

No city you know. It is called by what it is, and by little else.

I am Yuri. I am will. It is a pleasure.

[darkest0knight]

Oh great, ambiguity. That's always promising.

Sorry, I'm not usually this rude it's just...being zipped off to another dimension without warning is kind of unsettling. It's nice to meet you to, Yuri.

[scalified]

Ooooh, television. What show do you work on? Maybe it's one I watch!

[darkest0knight]

Darkest Night.

..you, uh...watch a lot of television then?

[scalified]

Huhh... haven't heard of it. Which is kind of odd, because I do watch a lot of television. And read a lot, but I have to have my arms pretty dry to read, so that's a pain. Which, I have to be pretty dry to get on this thing, too, but at least I can talk to people this way. Naturally, there's always a risk of electrocution, but I've gotten pretty good at working around that!

[darkest0knight]

Right. Nothing like soggy book pages to give you a pain in the ass.

I'm...just going to sit down for a bit, okay?

[tinyvampiregod]

You won't be leaving for a while.

[darkest0knight]

...Holy fuck.

I'm already taken! Eaten. Marked, whatever. You can't eat me, okay? 'Cause it would really really really piss Henry off and...and I'm a wizard, so back off!

[ex_janvalent852]

Shit dude will you fuckin relax!!

[darkest0knight]

Relax he says. Like there isn't a fucking vampire standing right there. Oh sure. I'm cool as a fucking cucumber.