[Voice Post]

[darkest0knight]

[static]

--circle three times widdershins......Geez, why can't they just say counter-clockwise?  Okay, this pile's all whites.

[dragging noises]

Dip right hand in cold water, flick outwards and...anchoring chant...

Clean and bright,
all right?

[pause]

.....Shit.  Blue sock.

Comments

[dark_butler]

I do hope you won't be blowing up your clothing.

[darkest0knight]

I only blow up beer bottles, Walter.

...This load's come out kind of off-white though.

[dark_butler]

Shall I congratulate you in at least avoiding the typical "red sock, white clothes" debacle?

[darkest0knight]

I was really careful about separating the reds. I don't need pink underwear.

[lullabyoflondon]

...

Fucking hell, don't tell me I've got to use magic to do my sodding laundry here.

[darkest0knight]

Huh? Oh no, I'm just testing out a new spell.

Plus I'm lazy and don't want to cart all the laundry down to the basement.

[lullabyoflondon]

That's a relief. I don't want to think about what'd happen if demons got loose in my socks.

[darkest0knight]

I think demons in your socks just means it's time to use the extra strength bleach.

[killerdimples]

You could do it the old fashioned way.

You know. The washing machine.

[darkest0knight]

I could walk to the fridge to get beer too, but this is faster.

Plus it doesn't use up so much water, so it's ego-friendly?

[killerdimples]

Ego-friendly? I don't know about that.

...those better not be my whites.

[darkest0knight]

Eco-friendly. Stop making fun of my typos, I'm doing it with one hand here.

Don't worry, I'm practicing on my clothes only.

[thunderwitch]

[darkest0knight]

[thunderwitch]

What are you doing?

[darkest0knight]

Laundry.

[whofelltoearth]

Are you going some kind of magic?

[darkest0knight]

Uh...yeah?

[whofelltoearth]

POOR CHILD, LET ME PERFORM AN EXORCISM RIGHT AWAY!

[darkest0knight]

But I don't need one.