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[darkest0knight]

Ancient Egyptian crap, huh.  You know, I met a mummy once, in Toronto.  Before Henry and I moved to Vancouver, he had an apartment downtown and I had...well, I had a basement apartment back then.  Anyway, he was having these weird dreams about the sun.  Weird, because vampires aren't supposed to dream in the first place, and weird because it's the

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[reaping_havoc]

...Shit. There's trauma for you.

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[reaping_havoc]

Sorry, sorry.

I could run them over in my chariot. Gladiator-style.

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[darkest0knight]

You've gone all Ben-Hur?

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[reaping_havoc]

My car got replaced. It's not my fault, but I'm taking advantage of it.

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[darkest0knight]

There's no space to hang fuzzy dice on a chariot.

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[reaping_havoc]

You know, you're right. The situation just got slightly worse.

Although, I didn't have fuzzy dice in my old car.

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[darkest0knight]

I was planning to remedy that before the aliens came.

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[reaping_havoc]

You're giving me fuzzy dice? Oh, sweet.

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[darkest0knight]

Sure. Every pimpmobile needs fuzzy dice.

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[reaping_havoc]

Pimpchariot, now.

...And it's not a pimpmobile.

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[darkest0knight]

If you have to put a bear trap in the front seat to keep people from fucking in it, what else could it be?

...What happened to the bear trap, anyway?

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[reaping_havoc]

I lent it out to my friend Chase. He's trying to catch a boyfriend. Or at least a boy toy.

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[darkest0knight]

Yikes. I'm glad I'm caught already.

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[reaping_havoc]

Yeeeah. I feel bad, he's getting kind of desperate. Not a lot of single guys out there looking for someone.