Darken Rahl: Your Sexual Orientation No Longer Applies

[pristineungift]

So, I've heard whispers that our male Darklings feel a little left out.

With them in mind, I've slapped together this Gay for Darken picspam!

Cause I love drooling over Lord Rahl  I'm nice like that.

Darklings, I give you:

Comments

[brontefanatic]

I always thought of him as kind of "omni-sexual" (not a word?). It is very clear that he has a real thing for Richard's Sword of Truth. He caresses it a lot whenever he has a chance.(See: "Conversion", "Reckoning" and the last portion of "Unbroken".)

[pristineungift]

I think omni-sexual is a good way to put it!

LOL @ Sword of Truth.

DR: Hmmm... is it bigger than mine? *compares*

[aceofhadeon]

Pfft, Darken Rahl is his own sexual orientation, as the meter clearly shows!

Aw man, this is all so true! XD I ROFL'ed so much at this it's ridiculous! (Though of course ridiculous is not a word that applies to Lord Rahl ;) )

[pristineungift]

^_^

(Next couple of chaps tonight... the Shadow Weavers are simultaneously too cheesy and maybe too epic at the same time.... must fix before other eyes see. O.o)

[brontefanatic]

I thought this was really funny when I read it this morning. Now it's almost midnight, I've read it about 10 times and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I don't know how you keep coming up with such great ideas, but please don't stop. This has become my happy place.

[pristineungift]

This is my happy place too. ^_^

[brontefanatic]

I am so glad to see that you also posted this at Legend of the Seeker Community - a lot of great comments over there. Did it get posted at Sword of Lies?

[pristineungift]

No, but I guess I will in a little bit since everyong keeps bullying asking me.

[aceofhadeon]

Peer pressure succeeds again!

[pristineungift]

http://community.livejournal.com/sword_of_lies/94468.html

Biotch.