Oneshots:
Title:
Study BreakRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Ed/Hei
Warnings: Smut; no spoilers unless you don't know who Alfons Heiderich is.
A/N: Because Heiderich doesn't get enough love. And because random desk-sex is always hot.
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Title:
Botany LessonsRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Russell/Ed
Warnings: Tentacles, and lots of 'em! You have been warned, damnit!!
A/N: This is my first time writing (or really even liking) tentacles. I hope I did well. Any comments are greatly appreciated and will be rewarded with naked pictures of Ed cookies!
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Title:
AddictedRating: NC-17
Type: Oh, the PWP!
Pairings: Ed/Al
Warnings: Elricest.
A/N: Years without a body left Alphonse addicted to touch once back in the flesh.
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Title:
DreamsRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Al/Ed
Warnings: Elricest
A/N: Ed thinks Al was having a nightmare, and goes into his room to comfort him.
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Title:
Sweet MiseryRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Alfons Heiderich/Ed
Warnings: Ed-centric, UST.
A/N: I wanted to do a centric piece for each of the Elric brothers, to display their kinks. So, here's the second one.
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Title:
Riding LessonsRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Warnings: Office smex!
A/N: It's about time I let Ed out to ride his Mustang, eh?
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Title:
ResolutionsRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Ed/Al
Warnings: Elricest, drunk!Al
A/N: Some (somewhat late?) New Year's fun from Ed and Al.
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Title:
Beautiful CreatureRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Al/Ed
Warnings: Elricest, Seme!Al
A/N: Eugh... started this over a month ago, and it ended up collecting dust. But my Al-Muse just kept poking at me today and I couldn't keep away from it any longer.
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Title:
PatienceRating: NC-17
Type: Oh, the PWP!
Pairings: Heiderich/Ed
Warnings: Smut!! Lots and lots of tasty smut! And just a wee bit of voyeurism.
A/N: Short, sweet, sexy. Just a little something I wrote for myself, since I've been a little ill and haven't been writing well these past few days. God, I love making Alfons watch, even if it's just for a few pervy minutes. ^_~
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Title:
ReplacementRating: R
Type: Yaoi, Smabble
Pairings: Hei/Ed, implied Elricest
Warnings: My first time smabbling. May or may not be utter shit. >_> Angst (omfg, wut?! Blysse wrote something angsty?)
A/N: This actually started off as part of '
Sweet Misery', but I didn't like how it fit, so I ganked it and saved it for later. ^_^ I hope it turned out well! <33
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Title:
Use MeRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Heiderich/Alphonse
Warnings: Smut, smut, and more smut! Oh, and shamelessly slutty, masochistic-ish Alphonse, too. ^_~
A/N: God, how I missed my slutty!Al. Thanks, Krunk, for making me want to write him again. And for your amazingly hot Alfons! ILU so hard! XD
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Title:
Onomatopoeia [STFU... I had to do it. >_>;]
Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Warnings: Smut! And lots of humpage, as per Cheryl's request!
Summary: Library sex. Nothing else needs to be said. XD
A/N: Request fic for nochick_fics. I hope you like it, dear! ^__^ And thanks to a friend (you know who you are, you awesome person, you!) who helped me with the title. <3 ^^
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Title:
Double The PleasureRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Al/Ed
Warnings: Elricest, Seme!Al, extreme smut, double penetration, toys
A/N: FFFFF, I was desperate to write some smut. Like... smut. GUH. So, here it is. XD Inspired by an RP with a friend that made me less scared of toys! \o/ Thanks for broadening my horizons, hon! <3 (Yes, yes... the smut writer is afraid of things like that. XD;)
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Title:
Next TimeRating: PG-13
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Hei/Ed, implied Elricest, if you squint really hard.
Warnings: Uhm... k-kissing? >_>;
A/N: A quick little drabble for Ketita, who's going through some writer's block right now. I hope it helps the words start flowing again, dear! <3
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Title:
Porn--It's What's For DinnerRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Elricest, smut, food play
Summary: Ed gets his five servings of fruit.
A/N: Non-pr0n fic was giving me troubles... XD; Wrote this to get over that little slump. <3 And thanks to Spandy for the title... sort of. XD She kinda blurted that out at me one day, and it inspired this fic! \o/
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Title:
Molest Sleeping Havoc DayType: Yaoi, PWP, crack
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Roy/Jean
Summary: Th-The title says it all, folks... >_>;
Warnings: Smut, WTF-ery
A/N: So... It's
Havoc Week, people! Show the cancerous blonde some love! \o/ And, yes, I'm not writing the days in order... who cares?! It's Havoc and it's sex... -3- Idea for this ganked from a friend. ILU!!
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Title:
Strip Havoc Naked DayType: Yaoi, crack
Rating: R
Pairing: Roy/Jean
Summary: Th-The title says it all, folks... >_>;
Warnings: Nudity, lulz
A/N: So... It's
Havoc week, people! Show the cancerous blonde some love! \o/ And, yes, I'm not writing the days in order... who cares?! It's Havoc and it's sex... -3-
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Title:
Spying on Havoc Day Type: Yaoi, crack, AU
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jean/Hand, Elricest
Summary: Th-The title says it all, folks... >_>;
Warnings: Crack, WTF-ery, Incest, smut, extreme AU XD
A/N: So... It's Havoc Week, people! Show the cancerous blonde some love! \o/ And, yes, I'm not writing the days in order... who cares?! It's Havoc and it's sex... -3- This one is based off of a sort-of inside joke among my F-List. XD; I love you guys, and take great joy in seeing you freaked out by my LJ layout. <3
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Title:
Elricest: 50 SentencesFandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Edward Elric/Alphonse Elric
Theme set: Epsilon
Rating: G to NC-17
Warning[s]: Incest, foul language, sexual situations, some parts set in AU-ish (?), angst, not all written in the same tense/POV (might be wonky to read? O_o;).
A/N: Well, this was fun to do! :D I'm glad I jumped in on a whim and signed up for one! XD I'll definitely come back to do a few more ~ Written for the 50 Sentences comm.
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Title:
Rise & ShineRating: NC-17
Type: Het
Pairings: Ed/Femme!Al
Warnings: Smut, genderswitch, Elricest
A/N: I blame doujinshi (lol, the one Spandy bought me XD) and roleplays for this. >_>; Also... I don't know if I even did this right. XD Do I still call Al... Al, as a girl? O_O I-I assume so? Even if it's a little odd... XD; S-So yeah... Blysse's first attempt at anything het-like. >///> I hope... it's okay? If it sucks, feel free to yell at me about it. XD; Also, lame title is lame. ._.;
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Title:
First KissType: Yaoi, drabble, angst
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hei/Ed, implied Elricest if you squint hard.
Warnings: These boys like other boys. :B
A/N: Sara attacked me (quite by accident) with a bunny. >_> Said bunny had to be written before I drove myself absolutely mad. So look, a drabble! :D
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Title:
So Much For Romance...Type: Yaoi
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hei/Ed
Summary: Edward tries to use romance--or Edward's closes possible equivalent--to get into a certain blonde's pants. He fails terribly at part of it...
Warnings: Smut
A/N: Holy shit... I gave it... P? So it's not PWP? >_> That, thar, scares me. XD But... IT'S GOT HILARITY! IT'S GOT SMUT! IT'S GOT ORANGES!!
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Title:
Letting Go...Type: Angst
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hei/Ed
Summary: He just had to let go... Give in...
Warnings: Angst, implied character death
A/N: Was prompted by baroqueangel when I asked for some angst ideas.. <3~ Not proof-read at all... was crying too much. ._.;
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Title:
Keeping Up AppearancesType: Yaoi, fluff
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hei/Ed
Warnings: Implied sexings
A/N:Written for Vivi (and posted kinda early, 'cause I got excited xD)! \o/ You know why, hon~ XP And look, I managed to write Hei/Ed without throwing angst in! :O 'Tis a bloody miracle! But it's all for you, Vivi! <3 You always complain that my Hei/Ed fics start out sweet, but end so angsty and sad. So here's some pure sweetness for you!
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Title:
Sealed With LoveType: Yaoi, fluff-ish
Rating: Light R (to be safe >_>)
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Non-graphic sexual situation
A/N: Bloody drabble bunnies... T_T I swear, they're out for my blood... <3~
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Title:
Soft SpotType: PWP, drabble
Rating: R
Character(s): Alphonse
Warnings: I-I... don't even know what to put here. Just... it's porn-y. And it's weird. Be warned. :|
A/N: D-Damn you, Tim. * BRB, facepalming forever.*
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Title:
OvertimeType: Yaoi
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Russell/Ed
Warnings: Smut
A/N: I totally forgot I 'shipped this... And I'd forgotten how much I hate Russell. Euh! >:O He's such an ass, but still good for smut! XD But, yeah... Trying out something a bit new here, working more with descriptions of sensation and such, as per suggested by some lovely concrit. :) Do let me know how I did, eh?
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Title:
Alchemy LessonAuthor: DarkBlysse
Written For: Karkashan as part of fma_exhange back in March.
Characters: Al/Mei, Ed
Rating: PG (For a few sorta kinda bad words on Ed's part XD)
Word count: 536
Summary: Mei gives Alphonse some alchemy lessons. But he really should pay better attention...
A/N: Wow... you guys are really trying to stretch my boundaries, eh? XD Not only am I primarily a yaoi writer, I never dabble in fluff. But, I did it! \o/ Thanks for the challenge, guys. ^_~
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Title:
Domestic BlissRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Ed/Al
Warnings: Elricest
A/N: Written for the FMA kink meme.
Prompt: Alphonse in an apron, something cute and frilly with the little ties... and nothing else.
Fluff-kitchen sex-chocolate syrup
As far as who is taking advantage of our adorable little Al... whichever of the boys you so desire. Roy, Ed, Havoc, any (or all?) of the above.
I hope anon doesn't mind frosting in place of syrup. ;)
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Title:
Pushing BackType: Yaoi, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Smut, and lots of it! \o/
A/N: Written for the FMA Anon Kink Meme.
Prompt: Bukkake!Al
Since Anon left the pairing up to me, of course I went with Edward~
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Title:
The Day That Edward Elric BrokeType: Yaoi
Rating: R
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Smut
A/N: Written for the FMA Anon Kink Meme
Prompt: Al/Ed, Alphonse begging to be fucked
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Title:
ControlType: Yaoi, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Elricest, smut, very dominant Alphonse
A/N: Kehehe~ Seme!Al is my favorite still. XD; Also, fun with italics this time 'round, too!
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Title:
50 Sentences, Hei/EdAuthor: DarkBlysse
Theme set: Epsilon
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Alfons Heiderich/Edward Elric
Rating: G-NC-17
Warning[s]: Yaoi, sexual situations, implied Elricest, AU, bits of headcanon, comma and semi colon abuse, far too many em dashes to be healthy, possible rape of a German accent in a few sentences. :x
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Title:
CaughtRating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Ed/Al, Alfons/Ed/Al
Warnings: Elricest, threesome, general... smuttiness >>; AU, since Al and Alfons are both there and all...
A/N: Inspired by
this piece of fanart (a y!Gallery account is needed to view it). Also, holy shit... I wrote this in one go. O_o; I never do that with fic...
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Title:
Warming Up WinterType: Drabble
Rating: PG-13 (?) idk, I fail at ratings Dx
Pairing: Elricest
Warnings: Fluff, lulz, and... Ed being Ed. XD;
A/N: For Niki <33 Cheer up, hon ;~;
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Title:
ApprehensionType: Yaoi, drabble
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Al/Chimera!Ed.
Warnings: Implied Elricest A/N: Oh, jeeze... I started this back in March and just found it now. O_o; Yeaaah... Katherine fails at finishing stuff, fffft. ><;
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Title:
AuslösenRating: PG? (Yeah, y'all know the deal. If it's not porn, I don't know how to rate it O_<;)
Type: Angst, drabble
Pairings: Implied Hei/Ed
Warnings: The aaaangst, fear it.
A/N: Angsty Blysse begets angsty fanfic? Inspired by
this piece of fanart. ... and my imagination ignoring what that article of clothing really is. >>;
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Title:
Three Years, Two Months, And Sixteen DaysRating: R
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Warnings: Kissing and lots of it. Like... lots. >_>
A/N: Written for
this prompt over at fmakinky
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Title:
Rakete Type: PWP, drabble
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Alfons/... model rocket. >_>; and implied Hei/Ed
Warnings: Smut
A/N: This is... sort of crack. And mostly fap. *Facepalms forever* Godwhy.
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Title:
Fucking With YourselfAuthor: Blysse
Prompt: Full Metal Alchemist (anime), Ed!Envy/Ed: non- or dub-con - "Go fuck yourself." "You know, the funny thing about being a shapeshifter is that I can actually do that."
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, language, Envy being a creepy motherfucker, mindfuck, selfcest, and a teensy bit of incest if you really want to get technical with things and delve into the land of spoiler-y goodness.
Word count: 1,638
Summary: Ed!Envy/Ed, rape, not much more to it. Brief hint at Roy/Ed.
A/N: My first time writing this pairing, even though I love it to death. It's also my first try at writing non-con in a fic. I've messed around in RP and whatnot, but never anything too serious. And... this turned out a Hell of a lot more creepy than I'd intended. Written for this year's SpringKink, it was my first time taking a crack at it.
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Title:
That Was It...Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: Al/Ed, with tentacles~!
Warnings: Elricest, use of tentacles/plants during sex, orgasm denial
A/N: Written for Ivegotthemusic <33 I have no regrets and this is delicious.
Don't... ask how the tentacles seem to do what Al wants them to. It's porn, so... they just do? Yes, that's a good enough reason. >>;
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Title:
Let GoRating: Hard-R for squick and kink? No sex in here, though.
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Elricest
Warnings: Omorashi (desperation/wetting), humiliation.
A/N: Written for a prompt over at FMAkinky.
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Multi-Chaptered:
Title: Love Thyself
Rating: NC-17
Type: Oh, the PWP-ness! A/U
Pairings: Alfons Heiderich/Alphonse Elric.
Warnings: Pure, unadulterated smut. No spoilers unless you don't know who Alfons Heiderich is.
A/N: Oh, yeah. I went there. >_> Doppleganger sex.
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter FourComplete!
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Title: Aufpasse
Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, PWP
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Voyeurism, masturbation.
A/N: Alfons is an accidental voyeur to Ed's after work stress-relieving.
Chapter OneIn Progress!
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Title: Seeing The Dark Of You
Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, A/U
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Warnings: A/U, masturbation
Summary: With Ed's 18th birthday quickly approaching, his infatuation with Roy starts taking over more and more of his life. What will Ed do when that blessed day finally arrives?
A/N: Well, I was recently asked to try my hand at another multi-chapter fic and this little gem popped into my head soon after. I hope you guys like it! <3
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Bonus April Fool's ChapterComplete!
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Title: Blau Und Gold, Prologue
Rating: G (Eventually, NC-17)
Type: AU, yaoi
Characters: Alfons, Alphonse
Warnings: AU
Summary: What would happen if Alphonse was sent through The Gate to Munich, and not Edward?
Prologue Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter ThreeIn Progress!
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Title: Textual Intercourse
Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi, Crack, AU
Pairings: Ed/Al
Warnings: Written while drunk... beware! D: Elricest.
A/N: My friend gave me the prompt 'Txt Sex' and... this is where I took it. But not after first drinking about... 3 or 4 vodka coolers in rapid succession. Nothing else could make it less painful to butcher the English language like I had to in the texts. @_@
Chapter One Chapter TwoComplete!
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Title: Love Lost, Love Gained
Rating: NC-17
Type: Yaoi
Pairings: Elricest
Warnings: Elricest, shota. Seriously, guys---shota. Don't like it? Don't read it. You have been warned.
Summary: Without their mother around anymore, the brothers seek some form of love to fill the void in their hearts.
Chapter OneIn Progress!
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Contest Entries:
Title:
Technical DifficultiesAuthor: DarkBlysse
Word Count: 656 words
Prompt: Automail Dysfunction
Rating: NC-17.
Characters: Ed/Al, Winry
Summary: Winry's wedding present for Ed and Al doesn't go as planned.
Warnings: Elricest, socket!sex
A/N: Well... I wasn't going to enter this one into the contest at all. But then the mods posted, asking for more entries and this little bunny bit me. Hard. Written in only a few short hours, as my work schedule doesn't allow for epic ficcing time as it used to.
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Title:
WhispersAuthor: DarkBlysse
Word Count: 121
Rating: G
Characters: Alphonse
Summary: Whispers can be so haunting...
Warnings: Implied Ed/Hei and implied Elricest. Not really any spoilers, unless you haven't seen the movie.
A/N: Really working outside of my comfort zone here, for a few reasons. One: I like writing longer fics, not little drabbles like this. I always get scared that I just, like, utterly fail when I have so few words to work with. Two: Oh, God... fluff and sap is not my forté. "orz
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Title:
When The Wrong Ones Are Taken Rating: PG
Type: Angst
Characters: Edward, Alphonse, mentions of Trisha
Warnings: Angst, slightly Alphonse-centric
Summary: Sin doesn't always choose the right souls to ravage...
A/N: This was written for FMA_Fic_Contest, prompt #5, 'Sin', Open Word Count. I didn't place this week, but I'm still hella proud of this little thing, and it got lots of love from other members of the comm. ^_^ <33
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Title:
WhispersAuthor: DarkBlysse
Word Count: 121
Rating: G
Characters: Alphonse
Summary: Whispers can be so haunting...
Warnings: Implied Ed/Hei and implied Elricest. Not really any spoilers, unless you haven't seen the movie.
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Title:
Barking OrdersAuthor: DarkBlysse
Type: Crack
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Roy/? (Oh, yes, 'tis a mystery! \o/)
Summary: Not all of Roy's conquests are so good at taking orders...
Warnings: Horribly tacky innuendos, gratuitous amounts of crack.
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Title:
EDsel and GretAL.Author: DarkBlysse
Word Count: 1769
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Alphonse, Edward, Roy, Gluttony
Summary: Hansel and Gretal, Elric style. ^_~
Warnings: Crack, some minor groping
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Title:
Circles*
Author: DarkBlysse
Series: Applicable to all series
Word Count: 236
Rating: G
Characters: Edward, Alphonse
Summary: Alphonse wants to be just like Brother
Warnings: None (Haha, that's a bloody miracle for me! xD)
*Won third place!
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Title:
Die Besessenheit*
Author: DarkBlysse
Word Count: 618
Rating: PG
Characters: Eduard-centric (Alter!Ed), slight bits of Edward and Hohenheim
Series: Anime
Warnings: Character death, spoilers for the end-ish of the anime.
Summary: What went through Eduard's mind, that last night of his life when his body was taken over by another soul?
*Won second place!
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Title:
What If You Knew?Author: Blysse
Series: Anime/CoS
Word Count: 445
Rating: G/PG?
Characters: Alfons and Edward
Summary: What would you do, Edward, if you knew that my opinions had changed?
Warnings: Nothing
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Title:
Chop... Chop... Hop To It*
Author: Blysse
Series: Applicable to all
Word Count: 109
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Barry The Chopper
Summary: Just Barry being Barry, that's all~
Warnings: ... Barry, guys. That should warn you enough, right? |D; General insanity and violence lie ahead.
A/N: This prompt ('Dialogue Only') is made for Barry and his wonderful verbose self~ Thanks to Spandy for giving it a look over. <3
Bold is for Barry
Italics are for that poor lady...
*Won fifth place!
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A/N: Written in 1st person, Alfons' POV. Was originally intended to just be some random little drabble until I realized I could work it to fit the 'What If' prompt~ Many thanks to my beta, Spandy.
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Do let me know if any of the links are wonky! I'll get it fixed ASAP! I try to update this as often as possible, but sometimes it does get left for a while ><;