Spying on Havoc Day
Title: Spying on Havoc Day
Type: Yaoi, crack, AU
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jean/Hand, Elricest
Summary: Th-The title says it all, folks... >_>;
Warnings: Crack, WTF-ery, Incest, smut, extreme AU XD
A/N: So... It's Havoc Week, people! Show the cancerous blonde some love! \o/ And, yes, I'm not writing the days in order... who cares?! It's Havoc and it's sex... -3- This one is based off of a sort-of inside joke among my F-List. XD; I love you guys, and take great joy in seeing you freaked out by my LJ layout. <3
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Jean sat in his bedroom, at his computer desk, leaning back in his chair. God, it had been a long day... Roy had been riding his ass--and not at all in the fun way, mind you--all day at work. Since Jean had joined the police force, Roy had been an ass to all of the new recruits, Jean (unfortunately) included. But for some reason, the Chief always seemed to have it out for him.
Sighing, he flipped his laptop open and started up a browser window. He needed to relax, after having such a crap day. And reading some fanfiction would definitely help him do that. He propped an elbow up on the desk, chin resting in his hand as he scrolled through his F-list on LiveJournal.
“Double penetration?” he said to himself, quirking a brow when one fanfic--written by DarkBlysse, one of his favorites!-- caught his attention.
This had to be good...
Jean settled back a little, unzipping his pants and spreading his legs slightly to get more comfortable as he started reading.
“I need to be stretched, Al,” Ed purred, panting slightly as he started to bite down on Al's neck. “Filled until I can't take any more...”
Jean's breath came sharper when he read that, already feeling his cock grow hard in his pants. Biting his lip, he palmed his clothed erection, the butt of his palm pressing hard against the outline of his hardened flesh. Small moans ghosted over his lips as he read on.
“Fuuuck!!” he shouted, shuddering uncontrollably at the incredible sensation. Before Ed could calm himself at all, Al had pulled the dildo out almost completely, watching as Ed's body refused to let go of it, tensing around it to keep it inside of his tight walls. Al shoved the toy back into Ed roughly and he arched painfully for a few seconds before relaxing back down onto the bed again, starting to buck back against Al's thrusts right away.
Groaning, Jean slipped his hand into his shorts, fingers wrapping firmly around his cock. His thumb rubbed at the tip, smearing around pre-cum and making his hand slide easier along his length.
“Brother!” Al cried.
Ed whined loudly, wrapping his legs around Al's hips and grinding back against him frantically. Just hearing Al call him that again had made his body ache more, needing his rele--
Jean paused, his eyes flicking to the bottom corner of his laptop's screen. He shuddered uncomfortably, almost feeling as if that little picture of Alphonse were... watching him. Frowning, he shook it off. That was ridiculous... Hand tightening around his cock, giving a rough squeeze, Jean focused his attention back on the fanfiction.
Reaching down, Ed took his cock in his flesh hand and pumped it roughly, trying to keep in time with Al's thrusts, but faltering in his rhythm each time his prostate was hit, making him buck up harder and cry out. Al slid a hand along Ed's hip, moving it to clasp with Ed's around his erection, lacing their fingers together and squeezing tight.
Again, Jean stilled his hand, eyes moving to look at Alphonse again. Had that thing just moved? He could have swor--
“Holy fuck!” he shouted, almost falling out of his chair as Alphonse did, indeed, move.
The small, adorable picture winked at him coyly. Jean simply stared at him, trembling slightly, his cock all but forgotten about, in favor of these most... fucked up happenings. But the picture had, apparently, decided to stop moving--and terrifying--Jean for the time being.
Shaking his head and muttering to himself about going to tell Blysse about that later, Jean closed up his laptop. He eyed it warily--as if it had been the thing to scare the crap out of him--before getting up and going to take a shower.
... and finish up what he had started.
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A/N: Lulz... Havoc likes my pr0n! XD And... since it's AU, we'll just say that Jean and Roy are the only FMA characters in our world, and Ed and Al only exist in FMA. Which Jean absolutely loves because it's truly made of epic. <33