January 25, 1945

[dark_butler]

More hallucinations. Right. I'm starting to find them dull.

Rather Ineptly Filtered Away from Girlycard
Shopping List:
Garlic
Holy Water
Blessed Wafers
Wild Roses
Oil of Wild Rose
Silver (bullets, powder, chains, &c.)
Clergy (not to bring home, obviously)
Varnish stripper
Varnish
Bandages
Hawthorne wood

Comments

HACKED!

[tinyvampiregod]

Vicious little thing.

What are your plans for the clergy member?

[dark_butler]

And I'll remember that you think "oops" is a good enough answer.

[tinyvampiregod]

You're the one who started all this. Is that entire list necessary?

[dark_butler]

There are other vampires in the world, Alucard.

[tinyvampiregod]

A handful.

[dark_butler]

So? Just make sure they're my targets and not you.

[tinyvampiregod]

I don't like your tone.

[dark_butler]

You're not my master or my father, so this is what you get for being a snoop.

[tinyvampiregod]

Rather perverse if I were.

[dark_butler]

...

Right.

[tinyvampiregod]

Let's make amends, hm?

[dark_butler]

Alright. Since we're compromising and all.

[tinyvampiregod]

[A slide of fingers across Walter's neck before the hand materializes, then the fanged grin, then the body]

I like compromise.

[dark_butler]

[Rolls his neck and shoulders as though to shake off the feel of the touch]

When it benefits you, you mean.

[tinyvampiregod]

Don't be peevish.

[Laughs low at the gesture, laying a hand on Walter's shoulder and leaning in until his lips brush the boy's ear]

It benefits you, too.

[Then nips]

[dark_butler]

I'm not peevish.

[Interposes a hand between Alucard's mouth and his ear]

I'm realistic. I don't forget who you really are.