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Sep 14, 2008 13:06

Asuka, at your convenience, may I have a word with you?

Alucard, I will tell you firmly, no to the toothpaste, and I note that mine has disappeared. Do not think you have had the last word.

Messrs. Gavin and Justice, a word, please?

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 03:55:31 UTC
It was nearly gone anyway. I did you a favor by replacing your toothpaste.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:01:12 UTC
She can and she does.

On all counts.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:03:17 UTC
Tch. Don't scare her off with such talk.

Appearances to the contrary, there are few safer places in the City for her.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:04:54 UTC
Agreed. Neither of us would harm her or see her harmed.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:07:22 UTC
Exactly.

How is she settling in?

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:12:30 UTC
Well, I think.

She does a good job with Pup.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:14:41 UTC
Good. Keeping Pup distracted is a service in and of itself.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:17:16 UTC
So he does not miss you too terribly?

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:18:31 UTC
I would rather he not suffer in my absence.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:20:55 UTC
Mm yes.

When you return he will be used to the overindulgence, you realize.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:22:27 UTC
I expect he will. That is just another consequence.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:24:26 UTC
You will have to keep it up.

And brush his teeth twice daily.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:26:00 UTC
I will have to wean him from it.

...

Why?

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:31:02 UTC
Wean? For what point?

We brush our teeth twice daily. But I won't floss him, Angel, I draw the line at floss.

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dark_butler September 15 2008, 05:32:30 UTC
He is a hellhound and my familiar, not a coddled child.

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tinyvampiregod September 15 2008, 05:35:08 UTC
He calls you Daddy.

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