CVII.

[dark_butler]

Everyone has gone wild for chocolate.

There is chocolate in my flat.

I want it.

I never even cared all that much about chocolate when I was human. This is absurd. I don't want to eat this rich, smooth, dark, sweet...

Shit.

It will make me ill.

Someone take this. Now.

Comments

[just_rayne]

I got saddled with chocolate too. If you put it out in the hall someone will take it quickly. That was what I did.

[dark_butler]

Good thinking. I was going to drop it down the incinerator chute soon.

[just_rayne]

That's one way to avoid temptation.

[dark_butler]

It seemed a pity to do with something so sweet and delectable and tempting...

Shit. This is a curse, isn't it?

[browning_baby]

A bite won't hurt, will it?

[dark_butler]

Actually, it will.

[browning_baby]

Just. One. Bite?

[dark_butler]

Followed by vomiting. I will have to pass, no matter how tempting.

[darkest0knight]

I can take it off your hands if you don't want it. Lee's been eating the stuff like crazy today.

[dark_butler]

Take it before I give in to the temptation and end up violently ill.

[darkest0knight]

Okay. I'll be there in a bit.

[dark_butler]

Perhaps you can tell me a bit more about Lee when you do.

[nomorechains]

Not even just a bite~? Are you allergic?

[browning_baby]

He won't even try. I tried to talk him into it~

[nomorechains]

Really? How boring~! I don't understand how anyone could resist even a niblle~

[just_rayne]

I'm sure he can nibble on something else that is much more satisfying later~.

[banditfox]

There you are, courting trouble again.

[dark_butler]

Not so. I have had it taken off my hands.

[banditfox]

An act of charity, or was there someone who simply couldn't ignore the opportunity for free chocolate?

[dark_butler]

Actually, Tony was going to give it to his friend, who had been eating it all day.