Voice Post

[dark_butler]

This would be easier with a teacher.

He worked it out without a teacher.

Should I just concentrate?

Extended silence finally interrupted by a faint scuffle and click of claws on something, probably floor

Yap!

What?

What are you?

This was not what I was trying for.

transmission end

[ooc: Pup has entered the building.]

Comments

[revelations9x6]

Darling...

...Why is there a small dog in my rooms, chasing Rangiku's kitten?

[dark_butler]

My apologies. That would seem to be my familiar. I'll collect him directly.

[revelations9x6]

Your....familiar.

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my.

I must say...it is not quite what I expected.

[dark_butler]

Nor what I expected.

*arrives to collect one squirming thrashing yapping ball of black fur and red eyes*

[10thdiv_haineko]

.... it better not try and eat Kumo.

Poor thing... it won't climb out of my robes....

[dark_butler]

My apologies. I was not anticipating quite... this.

[10thdiv_haineko]

I assume Kumo's... safe?

Does he have a name?

[dark_butler]

At the moment his bite seems fairly harmless. Disappointing.

I haven't thought that far yet. He's no Hound of the Baskervilles. More just a pup.

[one_of_heaven]

Waaaaaaah! Walteeeeeeeeer! May I keep it? Please? Please? Chew-on-your-eyes-please, with intestines on top? I'll take good care of it! Feed it regularly! No corpses up YOUR alley - teach it tricks? Jump, boy - rabies, boy! Pleeeeeeeeeease?

[dark_butler]

You may not. It is not something to be given away.

[one_of_heaven]

But he likes me better!

[dark_butler]

That's interesting, considering he is my familiar.

[goddessdivia]

Ah dear one you must let the puppy out to play. He is just burst~ing with energy that needs an outlet.

[dark_butler]

I shall, but not at the moment. He would only disrupt the household.

[goddessdivia]

I meant outside. A growing puppy needs fresh air.

[dark_butler]

That is problematic, but I will take your suggestion into consideration.

[banditfox]

I take it this is yours?

[dark_butler]

It is communicating? This is troublesome.

[banditfox]

You would prefer it didn't?

[dark_butler]

It is unexpected. I did not expect that it would reach outside the household.