V. [5, 5, 5 for my lonely]

[dark_butler]

Why on earth was there a talking hat in my home speaking of those who subvert, betray, and lie?

And what is this Slytherin of which it spoke?

[ooc: Please note, this version of Walter really isn't particularly pleasant to people with whom he had any relations before. You've a better chance of pleasant or at least polite if he doesn't know you

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[ex_janvalent852]

Snake with butterfly wings.

[dark_butler]

How useless.

[ex_janvalent852]

Chantin 'toga' will make it better.

[dark_butler]

It would seem that immolation did not help your faculties.

[vaterlands_wolf]

I was told I was something called a Gryffindor. Confusing.

[dark_butler]

I don't know why a hat has any right to any opinion at any rate.

[vaterlands_wolf]

Nor do I.

[dark_butler]

And your cohorts here? Are they also classed as these "Gryffindors"?

[proudbutterfly]

It's our House! It would be the best after one changes the awful image it has~♥

[dark_butler]

Which awful image would that be?

[proudbutterfly]

One was told we're mean to be liars, deceivers, selfish, cunning ambitious bad guys with snide pseudo-aristocratic poise.

Frankly, one doesn't think these "Slytherin" people could be as cunning to choose such obvious symbol to represent them~♥

[dark_butler]

I have never been particularly ambitious. I shall leave the rest unaddressed.

But yes, you have an excellent point. How clever could they be to be so very obvious?

[sister_samurai]

I'm not really that sure, Mr. Dornez, but this person
is answering questions about it. The weird thing called me a "Hufflepuff".

[dark_butler]

A "Hufflepuff?" Somehow that sounds like a small animal easily crushed under one's heel.

Perhaps not so inappropriate.

[sister_samurai]

All of the names sound a bit silly to me.

That's the last time I try to be helpful toward you.

[dark_butler]

It's refreshing to see that you are capable of learning after all.

I would lean toward pretentious in three of the four cases.

[draculinaseras]

...

It's all confusing.

[dark_butler]

I regret that this is not an unusual circumstance for you, Miss Victoria.

[draculinaseras]

...sometimes... more often these days

Well, we can both agree that it doesn't make sense at this moment!

[dark_butler]

I am coming to understand that I can expect little to make sense here. The dead are not dead, the alive do not remember, and history has not yet happened.