...why am I all pink and fleshy?

Species of animal brought back alive. Interesting similarity in physical characteristics to human beings in head, trunk, arms, legs, hands, feet. Very tiny undeveloped brain; comes from primitive planet named Earth. Wreck-Gar the Autobot has found the Twilight Zone.

Say what?

Trouble at the mill. Oneathe crossbeams gotoutof skew on datredle

What?

One of the cross beams got out of skew on the treadle.

...what does that even mean?

I dunno. Some guys just told me to tell you there was Trouble at the mill. I didn;'t expect some sort of Ponchomon Inquistion!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE PONCHOMON INQUISTION! Our chief weapon is ( Read more... )

I am Wreck-Gar.

AND I WILL DESTROY THIS PILE OF JUNK WITH A GIANT SPATULA!

Chuumon: NOW! Live from Junk City, it's Wreck-Gar!



( LYRICS! )

I am Wreck-Gar!

And I have no idea what's going on with Optimus Prime and that other guy who acts like he has a permanent atomic wedgie.

Oh no, Yggdrasil!

What's a Yggdrasil?

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

Greetings fellow denizens of the Digital World! I am Wreck-Gar, and I am a hero! I and my partner Chuumon are here to help you!