"I remember when you first became disillusioned with the world ( Read more... )

When Hollywood finally decides to green light the movie about my life....at what point do they stop the story? If I died on my ride home from work, would the movie even acknowledge any part of the last 12 months ( Read more... )

"Everybody wants to run Karl. At some point in life everybody thinks about walking away. Life’s always better on the beach or in the mountains. Problems can be left behind. It’s inbred in us. We're the products of immigrants who left miserable conditions and came here in search of a better life. And they kept moving west, packing up and ( Read more... )

I have become Mikey ( Read more... )

There is nothing more humiliating then having to ask for permission to do something ( Read more... )

Me-"To be honest, I don't really remember the 1987 world series. I know a lot about it, because I love the twins.....but I was only 5 years old then ( Read more... )

In the war between good & evil, I am pretty sure the fate of the world completely depends on which side I choose to fight for in the final battle ( Read more... )

Thanks to Al Gore, every jerk in this world has an outlet for their opinions ( Read more... )