I learned something new today, one crab in shell(for cruelty purposes a dead one) and a microwave set to 10 seconds will result in one microwave with no door and one exploded crab...

Hey everyone, tell your friends, tell everyone, don't go the the Allen Park Presbyterian Church for the show they are putting on friday night, they are fucking me hard, and I can't really back out of it, but for those of you who even thought about going, dont!

You know you're cool when even your therapist ditches you...

Hey kids, turns out the protestants fuck people too, because SFN is getting shafted hardcore by them...Friday the 30th The Allen Park Presbyterian Church 6pm music starts, we are playing at around 7 or 7:30, feel free to show up...

So I got my ID back, I'm pretty damned happy about that...

I dont give a fuck who you are, you do not steal from my god damn house and expect me not to be pissed the fuck off!

I'm sorry, not for being me, not for who I am, but sorry for everything you feel, any of you...I wish I could purge this world of all it's problems for you, I can't do that, all I can do is offer myself, what ever good that is to you, thats all I have to give...

For those of you who didn't know, Oreo klondike bars are pretty much the greatest thing in the world...

"Fuck this" is all he said...

More so a superficial douche bag than what you happen to think you are, fuck you...