I'M ALIVE, I SWEAR ( Read more... )

-- My birthday is in two weeks.

Fancy that, huh.

DENMARK WON, DENMARK WON, DENMARK WOOOOOON AHAHAHA.

(So did Iceland! 'u')

I AM GOING TO HIT THE BA-- sit in my room and drink the liquor I have illegally pillaged from my friends and the kindness of their hearts as I am yet not legal in these here United States.

BUT DENMARK STILL WON.

Here's to you, Mr. Jacob P. Cole Train Jared Padalecki the Goldfish, esquire. You had a short life but I'd like to think it was one full of experience! You got to swim in a giant ass tank, I bought you a little mermaid thingit to be your girlfriend, I fed you popcorn, we watched Disney movies together, I put neon string lights around your tank.. ( Read more... )

Didn't really want it to come down to this, but.. I have to take a break. Real life is giving me a good ass kicking and I need my downtime before and after work to try and figure some things out. I'll still be around on AIM, and ready to herp and derp at a moment's notice. I hopefully shouldn't be gone any more than two weeks, or I'm going to ( Read more... )

I really need a smoke.

Or maybe really skeezy Chinese food. ... Yeaaaaaah.

( At least in the end of it all we'll have a whale feast, right? )

i didn't sleep last night BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, WHAT IS IN MY CLOSET PUSHING THE BUTTON and there is no coffee i am inhuman without coffee, i need goddamn coffee. myyyy brother he is so chatty. such a talker.

roommates, i apologize that my house guest has no fanden manners and that fanden he talks at all hours of the night and ahahah i ( Read more... )

He had managed to prop the doll into his closet with little success as a foot, hand, and the glimpse of shaggy pale plastic meant to be hair stuck out from the isolated crack. Occasionally when it would slide towards the floor a parroted phrase in English or Danish popped up, bolting him upright and bringing back to memory the horrible result of ( Read more... )

Shouldn't last more than a few days. My health problems have flared up again and while I have a day or two to catch my breath I want to take every opportunity to rest before I go back to work on Wednesday. Should hopefully be back to replying come Thursday. Also, many apologies to people I regularly talk to in chat/on AIM through the next few ( Read more... )