[Blog] R.I.P.

[danskannabis]

Here's to you, Mr. Jacob P. Cole Train Jared Padalecki the Goldfish, esquire. You had a short life but I'd like to think it was one full of experience! You got to swim in a giant ass tank, I bought you a little mermaid thingit to be your girlfriend, I fed you popcorn, we watched Disney movies together, I put neon string lights around your tank..

Comments

[puffin_magic]

Jeg er virkelig virkelig virkelig ked af det. Vi kan gå købe en ny guldfisk, hvis du ønsker det.

[danskannabis]

Det er okay! Det var bare ikke meningen at være!

[oranje_windmill]

That was an awfully short life, even for a goldfish.

[danskannabis]

H-He--

He had a tragic accident.

In that Puffin ate him.

[oranje_windmill]

Oh.

I'm sorry.

[danskannabis]

-- It's okej! He was a good fish. He had a great short life! And now I'm going to look at getting the itty bitty goat for sure.

Also I haven't used you as a pillow in a long time!