[Blog] Is today over yet?

[danskannabis]

This has been one hell of a birthday, let me tell you. .. Actually, I won't tell you, because I'd really rather not relive the tragic experience that will live on in infamy as The Cab Ride From HELVEDE.

I swear to God, if I ever see that fuckin' cab driver again I am going to spit in that dirty piss water he called "coffee". W-What was that

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[talks_to_nisse]

Ah...you know Søren?

Oh, clearly. We're totally not placating you.

[talks_to_nisse]

If we're relying on him thinking he doesn't have a chance.

Re: Oh, clearly. We're totally not placating you.

[danskannabis]

I don't know about that, he had some pretty good ideas growing up. Like floating a couch in the river!

[talks_to_nisse]

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Careful, Kai; your Danish is showing.

[danskannabis]

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It was a really bad boat, but it was fun as a bridge!

Really, really blantantly.

[talks_to_nisse]

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We'll work on that little problem. Excited Danes will be Excited Danes.

[danskannabis]

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... Hallo!

...that gave me the mental image of an excited puppy pissing on the carpet.

[talks_to_nisse]

I wish I could be surprised.

What other good ideas has he had?

.... Yeah, basically about right.

[danskannabis]

....... I have to stop talking to you for right now, I will talk to you later. It was nice meeting you, yes, very nice.

[talks_to_nisse]

Alright then...

[axkingforit]

STOP TALKING TO HIM, DAMN IT.

[talks_to_nisse]

He can talk to me if he wants.

HEJ DU, HOLD MUND.

[axkingforit]

HELLO DARLING. GOD MORGEN. STOP. TALKING.

FUCK I POKED THE BEAST

[danskannabis]

dglkdfjgiodfg

OKEJ OKEJ OKEJ JEG ER FÆRDIG TALER NU.

[talks_to_nisse]

I don't mind; it's interesting.