Sep 26, 2010 22:15
This has been one hell of a birthday, let me tell you. .. Actually, I won't tell you, because I'd really rather not relive the tragic experience that will live on in infamy as The Cab Ride From HELVEDE.
I swear to God, if I ever see that fuckin' cab driver again I am going to spit in that dirty piss water he called "coffee". W-What was that stuff anyways, it sure as hell smelled like coffee but oh God, does coffee come in pale-colored!? ... Is "pale" even a variety of coffee!?
... Man, store fætter is really pissed, huh...
...
Well bless my Danish hea-- I am doing an awful lot of bitching on my first post in this here thing. I APOLOGIZE, I am a bit.. tired. Jet lagged. Cranky. Something.. adjective adjective, something adjective. Words.
Who needs words? NOT THIS GUY.
Eh, I guess I'll see if Søren wants me to go to the store and get beer. It's the least I can do for my sugar pie, being such a hospitable gent. Remind me to kill mom later, sdgkfgd
i hate cabs,
brightening your day the danish way~,
good things are made in danmark,
uh oh,
i hate public transportation,
why did i leave danmark again?,
who is betty crocker?,
Søren: the sequel,
fffffffuck,
please tell me they have daim here,
i hate taxis,
it's m' birthday!