Title: A Weird Love Affair
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: PG
Summary: It started out as just a normal person-to-pillow relationship. But all too soon it became a weird love affair.
Author's Notes: Very, very, VERY cracktastic. So cracktastic that I need a Josh/Mr. Puff-Puff ( Read more... )

Title: Relations and Revelations
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: PG
Summary: Drake brings his new boyfriend home.
Author's Notes: This one’s for Tay for Christmas. It’s a little (or a lot) late…

Some people bite their nails when they’re nervous. Some people jiggle their legs. ( Read more... )

Title: Like Who?
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: PG
Summary: Spencer gets a haircut. The boys are baffled.
Author's Notes: For the haircut prompt, obviously.

Spencer unlocked the door to the loft and bounded in, excited to show off his new haircut.

He found Drake and Josh ( Read more... )

Title: In the Closet: Drake and Josh
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Drake/Josh
Word Count: 357
Summary: Drake and Josh, sent to closet, contemplate life. And make out.
Author's Notes: I’m starting a new cracky project about random characters being in closets. Literal ( Read more... )

Title: Disheveled
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: PG
Summary: Josh catches Drake in the act…

“Drake! What are you doing?”

Drake jumped guiltily and whirls around. “Um, I--”

“Are you putting on eyeliner?” Josh asks incredulously.

“No?” Drake tries, very obviously hiding the pencil ( Read more... )

Title: Purdy Aprons
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: T
Pairing: Drake/Josh/Spencer
Summary: Josh and Spencer team up to make Drake feel better.
Author's Notes: I started off intending to write about how Sam discovered Spencer’s porn career. Instead…I got folkloric_feeled. And ( Read more... )

Hey guys!  Since all the cool kids were doing it, I figured I'd post my fic spawned by the same Drake/Jerry shirt convo that spawned the other fics (even though I've kind of pimped this thing out too much!).

Title: Happy Birthday, Spencer
Author: SP
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider and whoever else own everything.
Rating: K+
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