Well, I took a "Which Muppet are You?" Quiz. I think it's no surprise to anyone that I'm Miss Piggy...we all knew that from the start. I just hope I don't sell out and start starring in Pizza Hut commercials ( Read more... )

Ok, not to embarrass you or anything, Kate, but YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS FUCKING HOT! Way to go, baby!!!!!!

hmmm, was that inappropriate? I'm gonna say....probably. But you know we were all thinking it.

Poor some of your foty in the ground today for my lost homies, Mr. Tonsils and Ms. Adnoids. Yes, friends they were removed yesterday, and while I'm still in some pretty terrible pain, it was all made worth it after the doctor talked to my parents after teh surgery -- he said on a size scale of 1-4, my tonsils were a 3.5 and my adnoids were a 3. ( Read more... )

Yeah 75 degrees and sunny!!!!!!!!! I love Arkansas!!!!!!

The cellulite princess of FHS herself is gonna be on the amazing Race this year...that's right folks, Fayetteville's own Monica Cayce's gonna be famous, and for years will plague our tvs by showing up on VH1, etc etc. Here's a link: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/eo/ ( Read more... )

Any word on a possible Tebs sighting this holiday break? (That's right Bill O Reily, you fucker, I said HOLIDAY.) I tried to call him but of course he didn't answer....I hope we get to see him!!! I literally haven't spoken to him since last winter break.

I adopted a puppy on Saturday!!! Proooobably not the best idea, but oh my is she beautiful. (Check out pics of her on my facebook acct!) Her name is Penny (short for Penelope), and she is a 6 month old Border Collie mix. They think she's mixed with sheltie, because she's small -- only 15 lbs -- and they don't think she'll get much bigger! (For ( Read more... )

Looks like if i can attend Roller Disco, it would have to be held the 23rd of Dec., because I won't be able to be in town for new year's this year. (sadness -- my first new years not at the cross or with you guys in how many years!) Does that date sound do-able to you all? Is it even gonna happen at all this year??

I LOVE AMERICA ( Read more... )

2 more things:
1. I think we should all learn the hustle (like we tried to learn that other dance last year!) before hand so that even those of us (sad) that can't skate well can dance along in styyyylllle.
2. People need to STOP calling it a roller derby. A roller derby is violent lesbians clawing at each other on skates. Roller DISCO is heaven on