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[daniellafromage]

Meme: List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.

(I'm doing my best to spread this out a bit fandom-wise even though I'm currently wifing pretty much everyone in DCU right now. And actually, why wouldn't a relationship with the Flash work out? Fuck you, meme, for denying me that

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[mutster101]

The Flash could easily give you nasty friction burns if he lost control in a fit of passion. You'd probably be best off with Green Lantern, except for the inherent risks that you'd get possessed by the Star Sapphire during any liaison with him.

OMG only 2 months (if that) until Red Lanterns!

[daniellafromage]

STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS. >:(

[mutster101]

You probably stand a good chance with:
Ollie Queen
Connor Hawke
Dick Grayson
Roy Harper
Jason Todd
Cassie Sandsmark (so so in denial)
Rose Wilson

My best advice, hang out around Titans Tower... sooner or later someone will hit on you.

[roseability_]

Let's not forget that Gaston would be constantly confused by any interest in reading. And you'd have to chase those hussies away from your doorstep each morning. And then when you don't do as he says, he'd have you committed. :(

[scoradh]

suspect would turn out to be epically gay for the Beast.

I DO NOT HAVE WORDS FOR HOW MUCH THIS IS TRUE.