Last night:
Jumped in Thames ++
Got a mouthful of shit --
Dunked Chloe +++
Punched in face --
Warmed up with vodka ++
Kicked out of orgy ------
Helena +++++++++

How did this survive ( Read more... )

I saw that.

It really been that long? Wow, shit.

Course I haven't left you. I love you. Ain't going anywhere, ever.

Oh man, I've definitely got herpes.

Fucking Melon's fucked up the fucking arse again. Hey Jinx, wanna see if Del wants to have a look at it?

Nance, please, you gotta rethink this Helena thing. She dies and she's gonna be up there with Aiden for all time and she can't fucking live with that and neither can I.

I need her, Nance.

Dude, Helena stole the Melon! WTF, Hel? Where are you?

Just back from hospital to grab foods and shit for Von. St Thomas's hospital and Chloe's there since last night, someone really did a number on her and this chick Isis, she ain't waking up yet.

It's fucked about the rest of the world, but they're not even sure she's dreaming.

Marietta had a baby and she wants to kill it and Orla doesn't want her to and I gotta go over there right now and do something cos the poor kid's scared shitless.

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