if i haven't told you, i will now:
i had my wallet stolen, credit cards, ID, SS, Irina's ID, money etc.
I had 30$ cash, a 10$ copy/print card from school, 20$ metro card + 3 major credit cards + my debit card.
needless to say i had a nervous breakdown, ran home and cancelled all my cards , placed a fraud alert etc.
The worst part is:
1. they charged 100 ( Read more... )

i'm going to burst, burt like a  red blood cell in a hypotonic solution- bio ref. eh, eh, ehhhhhhh. . . . . . . .

It must be a treat to read and write music. It's the ultimate iPod ( sheet music), the battery never dies and you can choose from millions of songs... those that you like, those that you don't like and those that you just made up.

"cladistics is touted as the greatest thing since sliced bread"-Lynne M. Clos

...and yes it is possible to hurt yourself with a butter knife

apparently in some // universe the graph of: f (x) = | x| isn't this delightful creation:

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I sawthe oranges,
on the table.
They lay in a circle,
like a wreath.
Their skins were crumpled,
I said I don't like them,
they must be bitter and old.
They weren't ornages,
they were tangerines...

ich liebe dich Albert Ellis, ich liebe dich...


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15 Thangs to do while in Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.***

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code ( Read more... )

I'm a proud owner of cowboy boots.

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(happy halloween)