Found by the_ogre, this "abridged script" for the new film pretty much summarizes everything I didn't like about the movie, and it's pretty damned funny, too.
He missed an opportunity to show Chris Pine dangling, again, as he climbed out of the crater his escape pod made.
I saw this as less of a "dangling by fingertips" prowess as "Run Lola Run" mixed with some Corwin from Amber. I have never seen Kirk run that much. Nor to recover/get better from being beaten/infected/etc. so fast (and often).
Also, and this is truly nitpicky--did you notice Uhura was the only one in the entire movie wearing earrings?
I, btw, loved it, but that's because I walked in expecting it to suck in a sort of "wow, look at him crushing my dreams" sort of way. So, the gift of low expectations was delivered again.
The geek in me really wants to refute the 40-60% of his gripes where he completely missed something that makes it make a lot more sense. Fortunately my inherent laziness is saving me from being an utter nerd.
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I saw this as less of a "dangling by fingertips" prowess as "Run Lola Run" mixed with some Corwin from Amber. I have never seen Kirk run that much. Nor to recover/get better from being beaten/infected/etc. so fast (and often).
Also, and this is truly nitpicky--did you notice Uhura was the only one in the entire movie wearing earrings?
I, btw, loved it, but that's because I walked in expecting it to suck in a sort of "wow, look at him crushing my dreams" sort of way. So, the gift of low expectations was delivered again.
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I nearly wet myself!
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