The only thing worse than Monday here is enduring Michael Bolton playing in the cafeteria along with 30 Minute Meals with fucking Rachel Rae IN A LOOP on the monitor. And, through this Cymbalta haze. Kill me now. I am actually in a pretty good mood though. I just hope this weird hazy feeling goes away. It hasn't even been a week yet, so I don't ( Read more... )

I don't update here much anymore, but holy shit! I just saw a guy here at work in the break room wearing a thick hunter green velvet suit with a long jacket. He looked like a ghetto Santa Claus. I couldn't believe my eyes. That is seriously the most ghetto thing I have seen in a very long time. I thought about taking a picture of it with my camera ( Read more... )

When did 8 hours become so long?! I want to get the hell out of here....NOW!!!! Oh, dear God....so many hours to go. Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't like hearing about bodily functions, move on! lol OMG I just have to whine b/c I have had the stomach ache from HELL coming and going in waves for the past few hours. It's so awful. I had a slice of pizza from the cafeteria at work. lol I am in misery, but still see the humor in it. OUCH!!!! I took GasX, Pepto, Mylanta and Tums and ( Read more... )

I was on a date tonight and we went out for sushi. I have him the last piece of my roll. Since it was an end piece, it was especially big. He went to eat it with chop sticks and he commented that he wished he had a knife. I said "Yeah, it's kinda hard to pop the whole big thing in your mouth." Being immature and a bit perverse minded, I naturally ( Read more... )

OMG I just smelled the rankest, stankest breath I have ever had the displeasure of smelling in my LIFE. A tech came to work on the pc at the desk next to mine. He looked over briefly and WOOOOSH!!!! Holy shit, I almost hit the floor! It smelled like something shit and died in his mouth. His breath was so hot, I think my eyebrows are singed! ( Read more... )

I just had a very depressing date. He had tickets to see Rent and I didn't have much of a desire to go, but he had no one else to use the ticket and I didn't want it to go to waste. Apparently, I didn't fake enough enthusiasm b/c I was abrasively informed that I had a "bad attitude" and that it "seemed like I didn't want to be there" on the way to ( Read more... )

I was just talking to someone at work when the guy across from her exclaimed "he lives!" I was like "what?" Then, he said "he's been burning through his time off! haven't seen him in a while!" GRRRR The way he said it made me want to lightly slap him across the face. Yes, well I did take Tuesday off and half of Monday. Is that anyone else's ( Read more... )

This is not good. I haven't had this problem in a long time. It is late and I am HUNGRY! I mean REALLY HUNGRY like I want to eat everything in sight. WTF I am thinking of all of the things that would taste good. I'm envisioning a fried food cornucopia. Why am I still hungry?! Argh! I might be better off just smoking. They say to drink lots of water ( Read more... )

I had an evil Alley McBeal moment here at work earlier that actually made me laugh out loud. The two-faced, passive agressive bitch from work (the one person I don't care for) bent over to pick something up and I imagined a small rocketship with flames coming out of it shooting into her ass crack. LMFAO! I guess you just had to be there. I need ( Read more... )