A dream is a wish your heart makes...right before you're about to have a heart attack!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[dancedanceking]

Soooo, im drivin home yesterday, w/my friend from some random park, and i get a call telling me that ive been selected to be in the character pool...Now, most of you are probably thinking...what the hell is that??? well, it means, that i get to play like chip and dale, and all those kewl furry characters that dress up and molest little kids! oh man

Comments

[socialrecluse]

Make sure you get to be Scrooge McDuck; that way you can hit the kids with your cane, and then use it to hook and drag them back to your bedroom.

[addicted2dreams]

congrats!

=) congratulations.... !!!

[ghettobub]

The chip n dale comment is waaaaay too obvious.

But in case I have to s-p-e-l-l it out for you....

YOU ARE GONNA BE A STRIPPER!!!

<3

hahahha

[looselips]

I hope they don't do a drug test on the characters....cuz then you would fail. You might also fail a VD test hahahahahahaha.

happy furry fucking,

-Khristina-